OraCLesofFire
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My dog has discovered that if I'm typing on my computer, he can tuck his head under my hand, and I'll be forced to pet him.
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My car had the "low fuel" light, the "check oil" light, the "check engine" light, and the "check battery" light on all at the same time as I was driving today.
If I randomly disappear from reborn, just assume my car spontaneously combusted while I was driving it.
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Today was the first day I've ever had to deal with a patron so disrespectful that the cops had to be called.
Follow the rules people... is it really that hard?
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The girl I worked with yesterday got asked out at least 4 times while on duty, and had one guy come up after he had changed and ask for her number.....
Not sure whether I should feel sorry for her, or envy her.
Most of the guys how asked her out were like 16 years old, lol.
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What's worse:
Finding a used condom in the pool.
or
Finding out an older lady with demetia soiled herself on her way out of the pool, and having to clean up the yellow trail left behind where she walked?
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It's really crashing down on me right now that once Girl leaves, I'm going to be completely alone again.. I'm scared.
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TIL I know the entire lyrics to American Pie and also that singing that song in one go absolutely murders my throat.
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I just realized that with my hard drive failure and my complete loss of data, my Mono-fire run of rejuvenation is lost forever. If only I wasn't too lazy to train sp.atk on volcarona and beat valarie
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Never Forget:
the time the students at my high school boycotted a school dance and made their own.
It was called Grindfest.
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I accidentally locked the keys to the house I'm dog sitting at on the house. So I went over to let the dogs out at 10 pm tonight and realized I couldn't get in. I know they had a very poorly designed back door whose lock malfunctioned frequently, so I decided to try to get in through that door.
I spent about 30 minute trying every different possible way to guide the door out of the flip lock, but could not for my life succeed. I ended up walking around the house testing every window to see if they had left any unlocked that i could climb through (they hadn't) and then I went through their garage looking for a spare key possibly because I was completely out of options. No surprises, there was no key. So I went back to the back door to try it again and spent another 15 minutes trying to open it, slamming it this way and that to try to get the lock undone.
Eventually I gave up, and as I was leaving, as I usually do, I kept my hand on the handle while was walking away letting it slip out of my grasp, and with almost no force applied at all, the door slid open.
Im actually so done. It took an entire hour of looking like a criminal, to accidentally have the door open as I'm leaving >.>
, i hope that you will have a great day ^^
