Cobalt996

tfw you get called to go in to work 2 hours early, but by the time you get there, they already did everything they were calling you in early for. ...And were actually done by the time they called >.>

Me. You?

1.5 years later

One more month for Azery to shine. Or try to. No, not @Azeria , I mean this guy:

Match1: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-88000 Match3: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-88003 Match 2 replay doesn't exist (whoops), but by the existence of a third match, you should be able to come to the conclusion that I lost it. gg Hycrox, and gl

It's week 1 all over again

I like to think there are three types of achievements. Plot-linked achievements, which would be along the lines of "obtain your xth badge" or "save [recated] at Meteor's base in [redacted]," or following different story splits, with a final one being "beat game" Challenge achievements, which would be along the lines of "defeat Ditto-Arceus without items & without any of your pokemon fainting." Exaggeration, sure, but that's the gist. Tedious achievements, which are time-sinks and/or driven entirely by RNG. You can spend all of 5 seconds to come up with your own examples for this one. Below, I have listed all that I thought of for this... in the span of one minute. Note the recurring themes.

Not even remotely thankful I used a paring knife, so the wounds would be more painful... Why do I go through the trouble?

As if that doesn't happen to me enough irl ;-;

/me stabs DW /me Twice /me with a paring knife

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-86832 https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-86833 I came out victorious. gg CG

Give more challengers with Mimic. Also,

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-85983 https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/reborn-gen7ou-85986 Won vs. Swampellow. Good fights. rip Meteor Mash

/me gives exams This is all I found of Viri. Anstane, can I take all that weather from you? Please?

Used up all my rng in Redemption. gg

Error. Mick.E not found. Searching for Temp.E instead.

No Micky?

Happy birthday Xiri!

I'm going to guess Micky posts next. Happy birthday, too. Have floof.

Last one is the nicest for me, since I have too many long passwords. Typos on login suck. Guess the misc auth updates look nice, too

Why would I ever want to participate in something like this? Is this locked to the usage of one team per person?

Happy Birthday Yin; have fun hitting the age that makes you "not-young, but not-old."

I misread bibs as bips at least twi- No. >.>

I died for a while due to college @BlueMoonIceCream Speaking of Micky, is Lugruf up next?