Combat

Thanks, everyone, its been fun.

2002: Mario uses an E. Gadd product to clean goo, created from another E. Gadd product.

2019: Luigi uses an E. Gadd product to create a lifeform made from goo in order to solve puzzles.

2036: Wario uses an E. Gadd product to 3D print a wife made from goo.

Don't leave your baby unattended when there are baboons nearby. 

"In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten...you cut off leg."

"Who really died that day Luigi? And who came back?"

Capcom kills their series.

Sega won't let their series die.

Valve stops making their series altogether.

Nintendo makes a series as a shooter about squids.

The only question that matters.

"Fool me once, you almost kill and eat me. Fool me twice, and... No. Just no."

So the internet might change, but at least we might see Glactus and Doctor Doom in the MCU.

"This American boot just kicked your American ass back to American Canada! BECAUSE AMERICA!"

I just finished my ten page, single spaced paper for my Communications class.

So this is like an anti "I'm so busy post" or something.

I can't feel my face.

You can't spell Wisconsin with out Con, or Sin.

I just noticed that.

Aww yeah, Okami is on Steam now. Life is worth living again!

Ok folks, what's the word that starts with C that means something like "being polite"? Like he's being "Couragle"? I know that's not how it's spelled, but I can't seem to figure out how it should be written out.

(Or am I just going crazy, and this isn't a real word at all?)

In a tragedy, would you consider trying to make peace with the men who ruined your marriage (and killed your wife and two children, thought you don't know this at the time) by sneaking into their house at night and showing how nice you are to be heroic? 

Did I just make a club based off of a Spongebob Meme? Yes, yes I did.

So after playing some Marvel v. Capcom 3, I need to ask, are all the Devil May Cry characters really that infuriating in their game, or is this some carbon copy for the fighting game.

I could see the game having great gameplay but a terrible plot, so I was a bit curious. (Or is it meant to be ironic?)

"I defeated a raccoon! SCIENCE!" 

Wow, the Oblivion remake looks great!

Probably the saddest scene of my childhood. 

Most likely how I'll act if we lose Net Neutrality.

As an update, after waking up too early I managed to get back to sleep and had a dream about milk, werewolves, and me just wanting to watch The Punisher.

It's five in the morning and I'm really hungry right now, but let me just put this out there...

Do what makes you happy, but if it's kind of weird or something, maybe keep it under wraps so it doesn't creep other people out. Unless it's something like kidnapping people. You should turn yourself in then.

I need another four hours of sleep...

Imagine if Cuphead and Doom had a crossover...

In my opinion, Sega should dump the Sonic series and focus on their IP that really matters.