I'm a pig
Bottom line, pigs are the nicest people on the planet. With hearts of gold, they are honest, patient, and will take every measure to ensure your safety and comfort. A pig will remain your friend for life. But, pigs are often taken for granted. Only when theyre not around do you realize how dependent you are on them. Naturally naive, pigs can be gullible, falling prey to charlatans and swindlers. In all, pigs of both genders are selfless, devoted, and loving. They just cant say no. Because of their overzealous generosity, the pig person has little money. Nevertheless, he has enough, giving credence to the phrase, the more you give, the more you shall receive.