Well let's try this (although my lack of being an American makes some of these questions a little irrelevant)
LIBERALS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN DREAMI personally don't, but I'm not the right person to answer this question.
LIBERALS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTIONAt least in terms of the Australian constitution, I am of the opinion that it is a highly important document that should generally be abided by, but it was created in a society that is very different to modern day society. Times change, and the things that the social norms in the past (and therefore in the constitution) are not always accurate today. So it isn't so much nto caring about the constitution, as thinking that something being in the constitution is enough of an argument for or against something.
LIBERALS DON'T CARE ABOUT BI-PARTISANSHIPWe do care about bi-partisan ship, the conservatives can come up and support us
Bi-partisanship is always tricky and it is probably true that we are inclined not to compromise as much, but I don't think that this is something that comes with political ideology, but moreso something that comes from specific people (or groups of people in a party).
LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO MAKE AMERICA AN ATHEISTIC COUNTRYI don't think we're trying to make the world atheistic, possibly secular, but they aren't exactly the same thing. I'd agree we're generally trying to stop religious groups from having such control over policy decisions and what is socially acceptable, and trying to limit Christian supremecy.
LIBERALS ARE INVASIVENot 100% sure what you're talking about here, but we do generally like to be involved and we aren't afraid to make decisions that may limit people in certain ways, which can sometimes appear invasive.
LIBERALS ARE HYPOCRITICAL ON TOLERANCEThis isn't something that applies to all liberals (although I do lack tolerance for bigitory and discrimination). It is pretty similar to your argument on conservatives are bigots. It is a group of people that exist within Liberals, but isn't something that can be applied to everyone.
LIBERALS ACTIVELY PURSUE POSITIONS THAT WILL WIN THEIR SIDE VOTES FIRST AND FOREMOSTI wouldn't say this is true. It is possible that given my generation is a lot more progressive, it appears this way as the popular opinions are becomming the progressive views. In the past, when conservative Christian values were the predominant force in America, the same thing could be said about conservatives.
LIBERALS DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE FISCALLY RESPONSIBLEI wouldn't say this is accurate, liberals and conservatives just have a very different idea of what is fiscally responsible and whether or not possible future advancement is worth immediate loss.