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  1. Was expecting a wonk move. I'm disappointed in you.
  2. Hey villain! Have you ever heard these words before? Go beyond! PLUS ULTRA!

  3. A hero... can always break out of a tough spot!

    1. YinYang9705

      YinYang9705

      well if they can't, they must be a piss poor excuse of a hero

    2. dead account

      dead account

      If a hero can't get out of a tough spot, then usually that's due to villain incompetence. Or because the plot demands it.

  4. DETROIT SMASH!!!

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    2. Azeria

      Azeria

      OHKLAHOMA SMASHHH!!!!

    3. Jiggle

      Jiggle

      SUPER SMASH BROS!!!

    4. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Not as good as Tiger and Bunny.

  5. All Might OP plz nerf

  6. Oh, I also bought Mewtwo and Corrin on Wii U today. Not buying anymore trash tier 5.99 pay2win characters : ^) Also, tfw the remix of Lost in Thoughts All Alone OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD <<<<3333333333333333
  7. Who would win: One quadrillion of those lightly seasoned breadsticks stuffed with delicious, home-grown mozzarella cheese or the Almighty Trebuchet, capable of decimating legions of soldiers all on its own?

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    2. Guzam

      Guzam

      According to all known laws of aviation, a trebuchet should not be able to smell, it's strong, sturdy body lacks the nostrils it would need to smell, but it does it anyway because trebuchets don't care what humans think.

    3. Chevaleresse
    4. Shamitako

      Shamitako

      Alright, then if we've established the smelling powers of the trebuchet, the cheesesticks win

  8. Dogger bepper... mmmmmmmmmmmm

  9. I've heard some of Louis C.K.'s stuff is pretty good so you could maybe give him a listen. You already mentioned Gabriel Iglesias, so i've got nothing else.
  10. "Police launch, 'Don't touch me' wristbands to stop migrant sex attacks in Sweden."

    1. Skeleton

      Skeleton

      im sure that will stop them

    2. Shamitako

      Shamitako

      .

      Is that, supposed to do something?

    3. Alchemia Chan

      Alchemia Chan

      auto-consent OP

  11. POISE IN DARK SOULS 3 LMFAO. NOT LIKE I WANTED TO BEAT R1 SPAMMERS ANYWAY

    1. Flux

      Flux

      TBH I'm glad there's no Dark Souls 1 poise in Dark Souls 3. It was the biggest problem with PVP and they fixed it, to an extent.

    2. Noivy

      Noivy

      Farron Greatsword with Wolf Ring, m8.

  12. hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

    1. dead account

      dead account

      *takes one more step*

  13. Another anime bites the dust. What should I watch next?

  14. [16:02:33] +Senator Pyrrhon: Today shall forever be known as iceland day

  15. >Implying not spamming F-smash with DDD is a bad strat >First stock of the match. >mfw : ^)
  16. "I debate morales, religion, and philosophy a lot, to myself. It's hard to really reach a definitive conclusion, which might be the cause of my shifting personality and logic changes over time. But I always do what makes sense to me at the time; unfortunately it's very often that the masses don't agree with me, and when you are in the minority opinion, you are automatically wrong and automatically the bad guy, sadly. That is something that I have learned." - Jason Zimmerman

  17. Pretty silly match me and mael had that ended up deciding my victory over the wii u tournament today. Shoutout to Videogamer and his amazing Robin for almost taking me out round 1.
  18. Our next contestant is... Dumbass.

  19. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, Yhorm's Machete.

    1. Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~

      Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~

      But on the surface he looks calm machete, to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetti what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes machete he opens his mouth but machete won't come out he's nervous now, everybody's chokin' now, time's up OVER BLOW!

    2. Skullkin

      Skullkin

      I'd rather have some of mom's spaghetti.

    3. Kurotsune

      Kurotsune

      I see your dark souls 3 reference and I like that you made it

  20. is it locked status time again?

  21. So I have just now finished my second lunatic mode run with the goal of just beating lunatic mode again with as little casualties as possible. That said, did I not lose everyone on endgame again? No. Fuck that chapter and everything in it. The enemies are just too strong, so strategically placed, that there is no way to get through it without losing at the least 1 or 2 units, unless you rescue staff and pass cheese it, but that's just bullshit, and I'm not like that. So because it just never gets easier and never changes, I won't go over it again. Instead, I'll go over this runs specific MVPs. Azura: For being the greatest fucking dancer of all time and getting me through chapter 25 and Endgame easier. Kaze: For pretty much sweeping through chapter 17 and any mage that crossed him anytime after. Ophelia: For being the best damn witch and murdering everything with her capped magic and warp. Edit: I just had the realization that i could've beaten endgame with 0 deaths if I brought her along, will likely edit this later with results. Camilla: This one goes without saying due to how amazing her bases and growths make her. Nina + Shigure: 12 movement thanks to two pairs of boots, Movement +1 and Movement bonus from Shigure. Fuck Shura and Fuck enfeeblers : ^) Leo: I actually went out of my way to use him this time and he actually did really good. Lifetaker is amazing btw. Sophie + Siegbert: Real talk, Great Knights are easily some of the best units in this game, saying otherwise is a fucking lie. And the best character of all this run? The one that trumped all others? Midori. Midori fucking carried, CARRIED, this team through a lot of levels, starting at chapter 16, onward. She got aptitude from Mozu and Shurikenfaire from Kaze, but she barely even needed that because she murdered anything that got in her bows range. I never even made her a master ninja, i kept her as mechanist so that she could use bows and shurikens and when she got replicate? The game was basically over, fliers couldn't touch her, and anything that tried to snipe her usually missed and got crit to hell and back. This was on just one midori btw. The second one is over on the other side of the map taking pot shots at anything that can't get to her/kill her. By the time i got her to the end, she had capped strength, skill and speed, and had nearly capped defense and res. Easily the MVP this run. Next time: Shittily drawn maps and thoughts on the gap between hard mode and lunatic mode... and maybe a run of endgame where i keep everyone alive.
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