Me: *Picks up mostly empty bottle of off-brand Dr. Pepper* "Can I finish the Duck P"
Sister: "What?"
M: "Can I finish it?"
S: "I just thought you said duck pee."
M: "I did."
S: "The only thing close to duck pee is Mountain Dew."
M: "Loochs tneve emag noitamina cisum. Can I finish it?"