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Which shouldn't go outside when Manectric cause thunder

One suggestion I mainly think of is Metagross for some nice resistances and poison immunity, but since you don't like it, some other options that might be interesting are Gardevoir, Magnezone, Excadrill, Nidoking/-queen and Crobat. If you want something that disrupts your opponent, go for ones like Emolga or Pachirisu. I always use the latter in my runs for Charm+T-Wave/Nuzzle+Sweet Kiss+Super Fang to prepare the opponent for my next poke to set up against, or taking him out while haxnoying him. It's suprisingly effective.

Slurpuff will surely enjoy Lucario flashing it's cannon

My god, those were the bane of every run through BW, because they...just...kept...coming...WHY TEAM PLASMA? WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE WATCHOG? And if you weren't using a fast sweeper, it would say: "Fuck you, sleep and let me take at least half your health, so you can't fight the next trainer without using healing items. And if I feel like it, I also confuse you, so you take out yourself." It's so awful, it's the main reason why I adore Weavile. Try a monotype dark run, and start with that guy. With it, you mow those reprehensible rodents one by one, shortening the game at least an hour, in my personal experience.

What if we're deceived by a Meteor guy with the help of a PULSE Kadabra's Role Play? We wouldn't even know it's happening...

Granted, but you thought they were fleshlights. I wish for a bag of chips.

Back to rock, that's surely fine by me Granted, but they start very slowly at the most sensitive parts, so it hurts even more. I wish for hangovers to be less awful.

That would be AWESOME! (maybe the names Sharpie, Shredda and Riprage as another suggestion? and making it a pseudo-legendary). Klinklang was pretty helpful in gen5, easily taking care of the last three gym leaders in BW and having key resistances to a lot of N's pokemon, so hurray! Also, wouldn't they be more like the Bisharp of that generation? Anyway, I would count this as a win Granted, but they can use X-scissor, so your Scrafty and Gardevoir stand no chance. Your team, just at you, is reduced to something similar to ground beef. What can I wish now? I've got what I wanted... Well, I wish for pop musicians to only make good songs. (Had to come up with a wish, so...)

And Totodile will enjoy a Bolt Strike from Zekrom

More than that guy likes Terrakion's Close Combat.

That battle could also happen underwater. No fire weakness for steel + fighting moves are mostly halved in power + Amaria has the fastest pokemon with boosted power. I think that's pretty OP right there.

Which got fabulously pierced by a Staraptor's Aerial Ace.

(f***ing) Pelipper

Granted, but you'll only wish for pencil sharpeners to go horde-mode on you. I wish someone would make some fanart about that pencil sharpener that has been so succesful in this topic.

Isn't that Ace Attorney (or Phoenix Wright, I don't know which of the two is the name of the series) in a nutshell?

I think those rates have more to do with motive than gun control. Detroit is literally broke, and the unemployment rate there is quite high (correct me if I'm wrong). It's a rather poor place, which causes crime rates to be high there, including murder. The trends of unemployment and wealth imparity/disparity are the main factors that causes these high murder-rates. And it's the same for all those high murder-rate countries, they all have a huge wealth-disparity problem, or are very poor in general. Gun control takes away a means to an end, it doesn't take away the mean. And those low-rate countries (primarily European) have gun-control laws, which the narrator quietly glosses over. Also, more diverse places tend to have higher murder rates, since it creates tensions between different ethnicities (could that be of an unspoken racial bias/xenophobia? Noo...). Texan cities tend to be quite homogenous, while Chicago is pretty diverse. Gun control isn't the deciding trend in homicide, inequality is. EDIT: I know that there are a bunch of other factors that also take part in this, reality is complex (so if someone comes with a simple solution or claims that a solution is simple, you should be wary...but I digress), but I believe that I coverd the most important things. Violence comes out of conflict, and inequality is a main source. I also never claimed that solving inequality in a healthy way is an easy thing to do.

Urgh

Gourgeist joins, too. She uses Phantom Force.

Agreed, but you also become the south park version of a canadian. (Also, I finally understand your profile pic, thanks to...whatever that jumping thing is...) I wish for others Valve finally puts out half-life 3.

Granted. It snows nuclear waste from an detonated H-bomb. Have fun, if you're not dead from the direct damage I wish for a chestnaught. EDIT: ninja'd...but what does it mean? Granted, but now it can't learn any electric-type moves. I still wish for a chestnaught irl.

I did once, but I don't know how. Also, once all pop music was removed from existence, which might not be that bad Granted, but you're kicked from the reborn site, unable to use your account or to create a new one. Ame will have her reasons I wish for the ability regenerator. At least I don't get fooled anymore...

Granted, now the pencil sharpeners DISH out the pain to you. I wish for an overcoat.

I didn't know someone could have a worse sense of humor than me. I take off my hat for that. Granted, but in this version of the future, Fern kills you at the start of episode 15, ending the game, since Ame quit. (probably has something to do with Cain or Terra) I wish for another good TM to be available in the game.