Some indian call scam just got my dad's comapny's phone number. Now they have all the employees and families numbers. My cell phone has gotten called 150 times. Halp.
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Try this. Some of the commands don't work or are slightly modified, so your list can be a modified version of this. Might save you some time,
Welcome. Please dispose of your sanity in the nearest waste receptacle and I will burn it later.
We don't bite much. Crunch is much better.
In all seriousness, welcome. Enjoy stay.
They'll be implemented later becauee, ya know, Ame is sadistic and wants to make the game hard.
I'm sure the stones will have something like the Yureayu puzzle.