LOL YOU CAN'T HIT ME (Arctic Articuno)
Articuno @ Brightpowder/Life Orb
Trait: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid/Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Atk)/(+Spd, -Def)
- Hurricane
- Blizzard
- U-Turn
- Hidden Power Ground
Basically, you're trying to KO before you get KO'd. Snow Cloak and Brightpowder help with this, but Life Orb is viable for extra damage. EVs are standard offensive spread with 4 in SDef because fuck Heatran. Hail support is a necessity, as well as hazard support in order to net important OHKOs. Blizzard gets 100 accuracy in Hail, which makes it an awesome move for Articuno. Hurricane is there to hit those fighting types with big dommage, but watch out for that abysmal accuracy. U-Turn is for pivoting and not damage, so don't worry about that. Hidden Power Ground is there for pesky Fire types like Heatran (because Heatran is NU :) ).