Jory

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Sweet Victory in my pants.

That moment when I look at this thread at the same time as I finish a LoL game and try to honor the people in the screencaps.

Banned because C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!111

That feel when queuing with 30s and 2/15/7 and it makes you feel like you contribute nothing to the team except deaths because you fed the other team.

Banned because Mael doesn't know that I watched the first 3 seasons.

Banned for using me as a conduit for your Star Wars lecturing of the Baka.

Well, here's mine. None of it is all that surprising ._. I suppose I should explain. Videogame: "Red Dead Redemption" (to me at least) has some of the best gameplay out of any 3rd person game. In addition, the story is fantastic and offers an actual emotional attachment to the characters. Movie: While "Anchorman" is not the greatest technical work of cinema of all time by any means, I find that it is one of the funniest movies of all time. I also love Will Ferrell. Band: Hey Ocean! is easily my favorite band. Here's a song off "Is," the album pictured above. Anime: "One Piece," obviously. I just love the characters and the story. Also, I love pirates and cowboys and shit if you hadn't noticed. TV: "The Boondocks" is a great show if you haven't already watched it. I think it's a funny presentation of our black population, but on top of that it's a very good societal satire. Pokemon: Cinccino <3 It's fast and strong and cute as fuck. Book: "Why We Suck" by Denis Leary. It's a great comedic book. In case you didn't notice, I love funny stuff. Weapon: Ah! A good one. I love the bastard sword, personally. It's a hand-and-a-half sword designed to be wielded either with shield or without. It's long enough to deliver the power with 2 hands, but can be wielded equally effectively with 1. Superhero: Aquaman gets way too much flak. He's obviously the coolest because who wouldn't want to talk to whales? Also he beat up Superman that one time. Drink: Pibb is the shit. It's like Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew had a love child and threw it in a dumpster. It grew up on the streets and learned to take care of itself.

Banned for having Kog'Maw in the background (on the right) in your sig.

Banned for generic trainer card comment x:

Poppy OP nerf pls. Everyone played well c:

^I supplied said bodychecks.

I'M SO TOUGH THAT AT ONE POINT I TAPED OVER MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON WITH A PIECE OF TAPE THAT SAID "ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE."

b]Trainer's Name(s):[/b] Jory, Jacob [b]Ever "caught 'em all":[/b] I was 3 away in White Version from completing the Unova dex >.< [b]Games Played:[/b] Literally every single main series game. [b]Spin-off games played:[/b] Colosseum, Pinball, Stadiums. [b]Any TCG decks:[/b] Nope [b]Favorite Generation for Pokémon:[/b] Either 5 or 4, but I have favorites from each gen. [b]Favorite Generation for Games:[/b] 4 [b]Favorite Game:[/b] White (because I played through with my Cinccino, Rascal). [b]Favorite Spin-off game:[/b] Colosseum I guess. [b]Pokémon that needs to exist:[/b] Normal/Fighting type OP nerf pls. [b]Pokémon that needs to not exist:[/b] Genesect [b]Dream PokéJob (breeder, elite four, etc):[/b] Pokemon Ranger [b]Currently Playing:[/b] SoulSilver for the billionth time. [b]Favourite Pokémon:[/b] Cinccino [b]Favourite Starter: [/b] Turtwig [b]If you could have anything for a starter: [/b] Minccino [b]Favourite Pokémon Song: [/b] Miror B.'s theme from Colosseum [b]Favourite Kanto Leader/E4:[/b] Blaine [b]Favourite Johto Leader/E4: [/b] Chuck [b]Favourite Hoenn Leader/E4: [/b] Norman [b]Favourite Sinnoh Leader/E4:[/b] Byron [b]Favourite Leader/E4 overall:[/b] Cilan [b]Thoughts/performance on (Super)Contests/Pokéthon:[/b] I liked Contests in gen3 much more than anything that replaced it because my Ninetales dominated. [b]Favourite Pokémon Movie:[/b] Mewtwo Strikes Back [b]Favourite Animé Episode:[/b] The one  [b]Favourite Type:[/b] Normal or Grass [b]Favourite Strategies:[/b] Hyper-Offense is my jam. [b]Favourite Characters:[/b] I always thought Lance was the fucking man in gen2, but then again Alder is so wise it's ridiculous.

I KEEP CHECKING THIS THREAD IN PHYSICS AND LAUGHING ASDHFOIJSDAOFJAOSFJADOF

I bought Poppy for the hell of it and ohmygodbodychecks

OHMYGODCHARACTERCUSTOMIZATION EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm actually super pumped for this game now because after having to play through White 2 looking like a surfer who decided it was too cold out and that also he wanted to play tennis so he put on a visor and was kind of a hipster so he got a messenger bag I can finally look like an awesome person. Hopefully. Also, now there's the option of blond-haired blue-eyed pale male protagonist. Go me! That electric lizard looks amazing and I want it. Also I'm hoping for that panda to become Normal/Fighting, but I doubt that will happen. EDIT: My sig describes how I feel.

  You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.     /srsface     AM I PRETTY YET?     My sig describes how I felt about the last one.

Draw My Thing

Light and I putting some bitches down. Remember, kids, don't feed the bear! Light did amazingly whilst dunking on people with Jax. Also, for some reason they thought it would be fun to give me an early-game triple. EDIT: I'm not sure what that Lissandra was building, but at one point I called her for myself and after killing her put "FOR WINTER'S CLAW" in allchat c:

Banned for not spoiling your signature.

Banned for not being a pork-loving Jew.

Take Turtwig. At level (17?) it gets Curse, which turns it into an incredible physical tank, especially after you get Earthquake at 32. That's when a lot of ground types are getting Magnitude, so I'd say it's a pretty solid choice. Also, it learns Stone Edge to counter Flying types.

First of the Year in my pants.