John Doe

Welcome neighborino!

Wait what? Happy birthday? OK,happy birthday. I'm late.

Just putting this out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmwBPsB0oaE

No.

"You are not allowed to donate to yourself."

That's cool and all but... "(13:42:03) Connected to Server! Disconnected from Server!"

Oh well... Some people I'm obsessed with 1st Gen... Then again,the only non-Gen 1 Pokemon on my team are Rhyperior and Electivire,and they're just evolved forms of Gen 1 Pokemon... Fuck,they're right...

I think I have a tear in my eye. This is awesome,nice work on it dude. The fact that you chose FFIV is really cool.

I think I understand your post... But I'm gonna sit here and think about some more...

I am a free man.

I've readjusted my list accordingly. 5 - Sorry! 4 - LIFE 3 - Scrabble 2 - Battle Ship 1 - Monopoly

It is for the simpler times... Discuss whatever you want,or ask me questions! Or don't ask me questions! Occasionally answer my questions. Anything goes. Come at me fourm!

Howdily doodily neighborino!

Not sure if funny... or just random bullshit.

It's funny because he's implying that he ejaculated.

Actual List (I Cannot Pick A Single Game From One Series) 5 - Resident Evil 4 - Legend of Zelda 3 - Assassin's Creed 2 - Pokemon 1 - Metal Gear Solid

5 - Not COD 4 - Not COD 3 - Not COD 2 - Not COD 1 - Not COD The list goes on from here.

This is a pretty accurate representation.

You started it. I embraced it. Now this.

I have a feeling that these "decisive cartoon stories" are catching on...

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.