Found this while surfin the web.
[quote]Heres how you be the best uber noob and completely waste someones time. Remeber to be a Uber Noob/ Noob, you must have no life, no skill, and a degree in being a butthurt troll.
Also note, most applies to Legendaries but who cares? Youre a strong trainer!
Act like your the boss!: Come on a server and act like you unstoppable and shit, you must be like "Yea, ya'll scared to challenge me" If you do tis, you'll be feared and intimidate someone to prove otherwise.[s]Yea right.[/s]
Powerful moves that scare people!: Moves like Frenzy plant, Super power, Psycho Boost, Giga impact, Hydro Cannon, Blast Burn, Hyper beam, Roar of Time. These moves make you opponent whine. complain and are freaken powerful, using these moves make you a strong person no one won't mess with.
Its a Dragon! give it Draco Meteor!: See sons, if its a dragon type or can have Draco metoer, give it Draco Meteor. Tis move here is powerful as hell, who cares about lowering sp attack, use that move its so powerful!!! Use it over and over again!
Screw logical items: If a pokemon per say Blissey is on your team, give it shit like Life orbs to make it stronger or a Choice band. Forget it it just give all your pokemon the same item, who gives a crap, I'm powerful.
Arceus makes you the ultimate pokemon master!: See people are scared of Arceus, They get on their knees be like "Oh shit, Arceus in tis person?" Yea always have a Arceus, Why a Arceus? Ima use 6!
Dark Void "always" work!: Spam dis too son! Darkrai kills people with tis move, If they fall asleep keep using it until the entire team a sleep or the pokeon die. might as well use dream eater too.
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... Yea, this pretty much defines the noobs that come up and try to hog attention