NickCrash 250 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I will find a tank And i will smash it in your face if you end that sentence! Will that be... a fish tank? With Lobsters!?! At the size of Godzilla? With Lazers on their heads?!?!? Oh wait... (note to myself: not that tough) Link to post Share on other sites
KillJoy3579 0 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'm so tough that I push on doors that say pull... and they open Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'm so tough I made a 3rd choice: Drag Link to post Share on other sites
NezzieSeraphim 0 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough, that not only can I push a car up a hill in a foot of snow or deeper while in a dead sprint... but I can destroy just about anything metal with my bare hands and lift dragons like paper weights... also... I eat Skuntanks for breakfast. Come at me bros and sistahs. >=) Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough I swept Charlotte on my first attempt and I also biked 100 miles using only one leg. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 ^you really did those things... I'm so tough that I don't have to avoid bullets. I collect them and turn them into grenades. Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 ^you really did those things... Yep. My leg was killing me after that, but the way it works is that road bikes, such as the one I have, have a set of pedals you can atrach that allow your shoes to clip onto the pedals. In normal circumstances, these pedals allow you to increase your total efficiency and speed by about 30% (actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it's kinda like a Choice Scarf). These clips also allow you to pedal with only one leg since you can actually pull upwards with the singular foot itself since it allows you to do so without your foot simply coming off the peddle. More to the topic, however, I ate a dragon's foot with a spoon. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough I can change the bicycle chain on the move and shave my head with a toothpick and a fairy duster. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm so tough, I told Ame to put a pokemon into the Reborn game. And she did. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm so tough that after my fight with "The Mountain" (from GoT), he is now known as... "the hill" Link to post Share on other sites
SilverJakler 0 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that I fought Xemnas in KH1 unprepared and only died in 10 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted January 14, 2015 Veterans Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough the Gobi Desert was created due to my fight with Goku Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough I tied my shoelaces this morning with both hands. Yeah, that's right, look out now. Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted January 14, 2015 Veterans Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that my school bowed before my feet Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that oil runs in my veins and my stomach is a steam engine. Link to post Share on other sites
Rawr-Ma-Ama 0 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I´m so tough I played through E.T. for Atari. Link to post Share on other sites
SonOfRed 0 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'm so tough, I beat Ocarina of time. Without picking up any heart containers. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'm so tough I teach pokemon to Surf. Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'll have you know I couldn't beat Viricide And I only cried for 20 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
zimvader42 5 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'm so though I OHKO pokemons with sturdy... ...using constrict. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm so tough, Chuck Norris wears a WWMD (What Would Mael Do?) bracelet. Link to post Share on other sites
Zephyrus the Priestess 16 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm so tough I attend Muay Thai on a regular basis. Even if I am on my period. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm so tough I attend Muay Thai on a regular basis. Even if I am on my period. But doesn't that give you superangrypowers sometimes? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The class becomes: MYYYYYY THAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! I'm so tough I survived the same class. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'm so tough, i drink soup... Using only a knife Link to post Share on other sites
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