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A new deity makes his entrance in the Wasteland!


Hycrox

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The wasteland is now mostly abandoned, after the toxic outbreak of AMAs, and now its glory is nearly shattered, as this vast and godless land of waste rots and withers away. But no worries, as a new deity will save the Wasteland! His name... Gregory.

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Ah, Gregory. The highest of high priests. A deity among pokemon too. Our saviour.

May the dances be draconic and may the water fall. Curse the lightning and may the nonbelievers begone!

The reign of Gregory shall be long.

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Heathen, is this how you repay your God and Savior, Amethyst, who saved your soul and allowed you entrance into this land of ours?

Your soul is stained beyond salvation now, and all you can do is fall into the Abyss together with your false idol!

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Heathen, is this how you repay your God and Savior, Amethyst, who saved your soul and allowed you entrance into this land of ours?

Your soul is stained beyond salvation now, and all you can do is fall into the Abyss together with your false idol!

You wayward fool, Gregory is the pope of this sanctuary of Reborn that is called the Wasteland, as Ame is the one creator of the waste. Now, begone and allow this holy topic to be ridded of your slenderous claims!

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afaf1858c9d88e5127b5fd63d437bb91.png Great link fam

Almighty Ame, have pity on these piteous souls who have strayed from the path of light you have laid out before us, for they know not what they are doing

Ugh, not this uncultured twat again.

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Alright, y'all need some facts so let me lay them out for ya. Gregory? I think you mean WATER GOD. Vinny's gyara is the only gyara worth a damn. Any others are smelly, 20 year old fish. Get your weak ass Gregory out of here.

Ame ain't a god that's for sure, if she was she wouldn't have needed to promote anyone else. Plus, do gods burn their food? Hell nah.

[sCREEEEEEEE? Where the hell did this come from? Aero's not even a particularly good pokemon in the RU meta, sure it had some strategic use for nations but it's a long cry from divinity.

Ayy yo Bibs, I almost wanna let you go for that one 'cause Arcanine's a great pokemon and you're a cool dude. Keep on doin' what you're doin' even though you're wrong.

Magnezone is an above average pokemon with a boring design and is all together too commonly used in reborn. It probably doesn't even want you advocating godhood for it Viri, and it certainly doesn't deserve it. So it can trap some steel types? Great.

You guys and your fads. They'll all pass, the only deity that will stand the test of time is the one true lord of the wasteland. All praise be to his lemony name.

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Follow Magnezone, because as I had earlier illustrated elsewhere, the mad lemon is also a magnet-in-the-making. Nevermind what sheep says.

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There's Mad Lemon. And attempts at being funny. So you choose.

Succesful attempts. Unlike you.

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