King Of The Hill

[K_H]

*Respawns right behind Wendel*

"Sayanarah."

*Wendel goes flying off of a nearby cliff*

SPLAT.

I can haz Kingship! :Kappa:

[Ragnar]

*Sneaks behind Kenny*

*Kenny turn around and saw me riding a Yanmega while i hold a granade launcher*

*rips off a quote from a movie*

"Say hello to my little friend!"

*BOOM! send Kenny flying and tumbling down the hill*

"Onward to my throne, Yanmega "

*King of the Hill*

[K_H]

"Cool it, man!"

*Drops Bucket of Water on Ty*

*Suddenly, it starts raining as a thunderstorm appears out of nowhere*

"Oops, guess you've got a bit of a problem on your-"
~~~Typhlosionrules was struck by lightning~~~

"Spoke too soon, didn't i? Oh well, guess i'm King now." :Kappa:

[Wendel]

*turns K_H around and gives him the boot off the hill*

Cuz too lazy to think of something else

[K_H]

~~~Wendel was Squashed by a falling anvil~~~

We've moved beyond such simple methods of Conquering the Hill!

(I'm King! :Kappa:)

[Rosesong]

*snipes from the mountain* Then don't use such simple conquering methods yourself! The hill is mine, though I'm not present there

[K_H]

*Uses Quantum Mechanics to make the bullet hit rose instead of me*

so yeah. :Kappa:

[Sutoratosu]

*Has Anver Dunn fire his glock at kenny, hitting him in the back*

"Your not done yet, my Child..."

*Anver manipulates the air temperature and causes Kenny to spontaneously catch fire*

"Good"

"MY wife and kids now..."

"Right, right, I got you, my Child..."

*Hands him the script for what he's supposed to get onto the jet in the RP, he goes off to read it*

"Well... King, fools... :Kappa:

Edited June 3, 2014 by Stratos

[K_H]

"Heh. i thought you might do that."

*Uses Murphy's Law to make Ethic Explode from a Bomb i hid in his dinner*

SPLAT.

~~~Ethic was blown up by K_H~~~

*a few seconds later, i am killed by the Fire*

~~~K_H was burned to a crisp by Ethic~~~

(NO KING)

Edited June 3, 2014 by K_H

[Ragnar]

"No king eh?!"

"Regigigas remove this hill.. its full of dead people and i don't like that....replace it with another hill" :Kappa:

*Regigigas comply*

"Now serve your king and protect me at all cost"

*Regigigas nodded*

King of the Hill

[K_H]

*I respawn in my Castle and watch as Murphy's Law causes the hill to be a shoddily built hill, and said hill washes away after the thunderstorm causes a Flood that kills Typhlosionrules*

(NO KING)

[Rosesong]

*pops over to the hill, leaves flag of ownership* My hill! Now, I shall retire to my new underground castle-bunker!

[Tempest]

<- That guy'll just use Earthquake. Double damage too!

Now I'll take my rightful place on the hill, with Atlas at my side.

[Sutoratosu]

quite the monster you've got there, Tempest...

*Whistles loudly, a horse with a man riding on it appear in the distance*

*Enter Wander, Slayer of the sixteen Colossi and the first of the Cursed Race*

"Wander, you know what to do..."

*Wander leaps off of Argo as he passes by Tempest's leg, climbing up and stabbing him in various places... eventually he manages to find the right spot, and Tempest the Colossus falls to the ground dead and crumples into a pile of dirt and stone*

"Good, now that he's out of the way..."

*Calls up Zeus and tells him how Atlas is violating his Probation*

Thunder cracks from the sky as a chasm opens and swallows Atlas into the pits of Tartarus, then seals back up.

*I ascend the hill and again begin my reign both over this hill and the new one made from what's left of Tempest.*

well... looks like...

I'm King x2... we call that an emperor :Kappa:

Edited June 5, 2014 by Stratos

[K_H]

*Reaches into Hammerspace, grabbing the Penultimate Hammer*

"You do realise something, right?"

*Summons Terra again, and gives the Penultimate Hammer to her*

Terra: "RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRR!" *Bashes in Ethic's Skull*

Me: "now THAT is what i call Power!"

(TERRA IS QUEEN :Kappa:)

[Rosesong]

*shows Terra physics* WHAT THE F*CK IS A PHYSICS?! *Terra's brain explodes* I'm queen!

[Sutoratosu]

*delivers a flying round house kick to rose's face, sending her toppling backwards off the hill, rolling off a cliff, and into the ocean hundreds of feet below*

"you should know that exploding people's heads isn't very nice"

*Ascends hill, continues reign*

And I'm still the Emperor King

Edited June 5, 2014 by Stratos

[Tempest]

We're back.... Mwhahah

Just a nice woodhammer, and the hill and Stratos are gone.

Luckily Atlas can rebuild that fairly easy.

[Notus]

'Kay than. Give him an Ice Punch, Kyte (Swampert).

*The foe's Atlas fainted! Notus is King of the Hill!*

[Rosesong]

You know... Kites, no matter the spelling, belong in the air. *gives Notus and Kyte jet packs* Now, up you go! *remote controls jet packs into space, where they explode with Notus and Kyte still attached* I'm queen!

[K_H]

"They look like they're having fun up there. Why don't you join them? *Cough Cough*"

*Catapults the Hill (With Rose still on it) into Space using a hidden Trebuchet*

"See ya!"

*The Hill Crashes back to Earth on top of Rose, the Impact killing her in the process*

"Oops."

(NO KING)

[Tempest]

I'll just take this... *pulls out a sniper and shoots K_H*

Ya know, better safe that sorry.

Now we'll just take the hill again.

[K_H]

*Uses Murphy's Law to make the Sniper Rifle jam, and after Ethic tries again (And it does successfully fire this time) it Misses, and i Feign my own Death. I'm still alive, though.*

(TEMPEST IS STILL KING)

[Absol-lutelty awesome!]

Hai guaiz!

*giant explosion*

:C why does this always happen?

( in the background )

How could this happen to me!?

I'll be king for like the 100th time all alone.

[Ragnar]

*Mienshao use high jump kick sending Tempest tumbling down the hill *

*Mienshao faded from the obtainable list in ep.12*

"Goodbye sweet prince, you will always be obtainable... In my dreams! T_T"

King :Kappa:

Edited June 7, 2014 by typhlosionrulez