Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 *the hill pushes Rose off and dissipates into mere particles of soil that fly into my pocket-- thus, the hill is in my pocket(crapton of soil in my pants)* *runs away* I'M QUEEN AND TAKING THIS HUEHUE WITH ME also hi Quote
Rosesong Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Well... This is gonna be awkward... *grabs Zeph, steals pants* Now that the weird part is done... *empties hill from pockets, tosses pants back to Zeph* Oops... I may have accidentally put acid in those... Oh well, I'm queen again, no thanks to awkward weirdness Quote
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 Oh, but I can't use these anymore... *pulls on a clean pair, slaps Rose with the acid-stained pants and deconstructs the hill, fitting the hill again into a big flower pot* Happy birthday Stratos *offers hill as a birthday gift* oh, and here's some pants! *throws the now deteriorated fabric, dripping with burning acid, into Stratos' face too* Quote
Sutoratosu Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 *Graciously accepts hill as present* "Why thank you, Zephyr." *Grows angry as Zephyr proceeds to throw a pair of pants dripping with acid in my face* "Well... I have to say, I liked the first present much better... Oh well... Rodric, if you would be so kind..." *Rodric, Disciple of the Reaper, forms from the shadows and stands between me and Zephyr...* "You know what to do, Rodric... just like you tried with Ethic..." "That wasn't right... how easily you had me killed like that..." "Don't worry, Rodric... it's going to be a very long war... who says this is going to be the end for you? Maybe you'll rise again... i may consider something... if you take care of the person before you." "Fine..." *Rodric enters into Zephyr's mind and begins to erase her from her own memories, turning her into a shell of herself. he then tears her apart and cast her into the River Styx, where the body dissolves in the current* "Good, now get. You'll recieve a call once I decide what to do with you and all your soon to be slain brethren." *Rodric disappears without a word* Well... looks like I am once again... King :Kappa: Quote
Rosesong Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 Really?? Ok then... *summons red moon from hell* The keepers aren't welcome (though can't wait to hear their back stories!) and neither are you. *snags IC Rose's spear, plunges it into Strat* I'm queen Quote
K_H Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 *Creates a Barrier of Aura around Rose in a Sphere, then Crushes her with it by making it shrink slowly, giving her quite the painful death. when I'm done with her, I take down the Barrier, and her Compressed Remains go flying EVERYWHERE!* "Well, I guess that means that you're Queen no longer! I declare Ethic to be King!" *gets and recovers from a Headache* (ETHIC IS KING!) "Now, about this blasted Moon..." *Sends the Red Moon back to Hell when the real Moon rises.* The phase of the real moon is a Full moon, and it's the second time it's done so in a month. To add a bit of humor to the situation, I color it Blue for just this night. :Kappa: Quote
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 *is rebirthed by my father Hades, and by his power is made whole again* Well thanks, Dad. Yeah yeah, whatever, I'll make sure NOT to come home this time, geez. Anyway. Hi guys. *passes by Ethic and Kenny again, riding Cerberus, who gleefully farts acid gas into the kingdom* Bye guys lol *rides off into the sunset, leaving the hill empty(and gassed, and rotting, and smelling wonderful)and both Ethic and Kenny gasping for air, only to suffocate in the fumes of a gigantic, hellish, three-headed dog's air bagel* Quote
Notus Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 *Summons breeze, cleans air - after Ethic and Kenny are dead ofc.* Well, as Zephyr just left for the sunset, I guess I'll take this empty hill. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 But now... *circle kicks Notus' head off* I'm queen again! Quote
K_H Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 *Does a "Sam Fisher" on Rose, dropping down from his hiding place in the Tree on the Hill, Goggles and all.* ~~~Rosesong was SplinterCell'd by K_H~~~ *disposes of Rose's body, and then runs off before anyone can kill me* (HILL IS EMPTY! :Kappa:) Quote
Ragnar Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 Running off? i would be ashamed if someone who happens to show up in your direction and stab you with their Meteor sword. "Oops" *Stabs K_H with my space sword and proceeds to the top of the hill* "Anybody home? well it looks like I'm the king!" :Kappa: Quote
Rosesong Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 See ya Typh. *watches as Fearow take Typh to their nest* I'm queen! Quote
Notus Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 *Random rock rolls over Rose* Thanks Hardy! I'll take that hill again. Quote
Ojama Yellow Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 *Random wheel rolls over Notus* Thanks Borat! I'll take that hill again...ah, it's been too long. Who noticed Epic Movie reference. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 26, 2014 Posted June 26, 2014 You like this Pineapple, come join the RP based off this game. *munches Pineapple* I'm queen Quote
Snap Crackle Pop Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) To beloved ruler of this hill, I leave to you.. A BOOT TO THE HEAD! ( ) *crazed laugh* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM&feature=kp I believe this hill is now mine... Edited June 27, 2014 by Snap Crackle Pop Quote
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 And now a boot to the arse! And hereby the hill is mine-- ooh, plate of cookies... *gets off hill to nom cookies* Quote
Guest Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 OBJECTION! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7387610 And since i was the one who poisoned Zephyr's cookies, the hill is mine! Quote
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Guys, your cookies suck. Don't believe me? Here, have some. *force feeds Rose and Telos, choking them with poisonous cookies* I am disappoint. *sits on the hill, pouting* mein hill Quote
K_H Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 *Sends Entropy Curse at Zephyr* suddenly, out of pure Chance, a Frozen Turkey falls out of a Plane, and crashes into Zephyr's Head at Terminal Velocity! SPLAT all that remains of Zephyr is a pile of skin, muscle, and broken bones. "yuck. well, the hill is mine, at the least..." I BE KING! :Kappa: Quote
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 *The stench, however, kills K_H. Vengeance is a dish best served... with... cold turkey? Ah, well. Empty hill is empty* Quote
Ragnar Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) *looks at my binoculars* "Hmm.. the hill seems empty, interesting" *sips tea* "I just wait here from a distance a little longer and strike when the time is right." *sharpens meteor sword* Edited June 27, 2014 by typhlosionrulez Quote
K_H Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) *Respawns behind Ty by accident* "Oops, wrong place." *Teleports back to mountain castle and waits for the right time to strike* Edited June 27, 2014 by K_H Quote
Rosesong Posted June 27, 2014 Posted June 27, 2014 Hmm... Gonna wait to strike... *returns to other mountain fortress, drinking hot tea* Empty hill is still empty Quote
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