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*boots Maelstrom back into the well he came out of*

Me! thats whos back!

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There's no escape from that hurricane headed your way.

This hill is a mess now. Meh. I'll let the next guy clean it up.

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No, you're cleaning it up

*Point gun to Tempest's head*

Start cleaning, slave!

I might spare you when you finish cleaning

(I'm going to kill him when he's finish cleaning)

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I observe the ongoing battle and ask myself "Why of all this, for a hill"? I walk up casually on the hill, still observing the battle soon realizing that I've already reached the pinnacle of the hill.

"I guess I'm king of the Hill"?

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But do you know what else goes boom, this here Voltorb. Think fast.

*Princess didn't think fast and went boom

One might say I am the bomb of this game.

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A wild Jake appeared!

Jake used his ultimate attack!

(Me) "CRYPTIC METAPHOR! YOU ARE LIKE THE SNAKE THAT PROWLS FIERCELY IN THE NIGHT, BUT YOU CANNOT SCRATCH I, THE RAVEN'S BACK BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS TO DUE SO!

THE RAVEN ON MY HEAD THIRSTS FOR YOUR BLOOD PP!"

(The random raven) DAMN RIGHT NIGGA, MMM MMM

*random raven murders PP and eats her blood*

King of the hill

Edited by Absol-lutelty awesome!
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The darkness consumes you. You trip and fall down the hill and smash your head on a rock.

My darkness consumed hill

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MY CRYPTIC METAPHOR IS TO POWERFUL FOR THIS!

*rock explodes and darkness lifts

*repeats huge speech and the random raven chases you around thirsting for your blood*

King of the hill

CRYPTIC METAPHOR IS ALL POWERFUL!

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