Jory 9 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *tunnels under Tempest and hamstrings him, then rolls him down the hill* SURPRISE, BITCH Link to post Share on other sites
Redo. 0 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 <Stabs Jory in his heart... with a chainsaw... and later shot him with a bazooka in the head just to be sure>I'm the king of... yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *shoved Hinaru through a portal to the moon and closed it* Say hi to Cave Johnson for me! Link to post Share on other sites
Jory 9 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *Beat Mael in a contest of brute strength and threw him off the hill like a javelin* Yea boi do u even lift Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 *Used dream eater to interrupt jury's imaginings and finished with a spartan kick* Not even in your dreams will I let you get away with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Pokemon Princess 0 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Speaking of dreams, I paid you-know-who to kill you in your dreams. When you died in your dream, you died for real. Link to post Share on other sites
Nico Nico Nii~ 1 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 *ties you down as human sacrifice for my lord Xatu* Only followers of Xatu should be hill of king. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Not on my hill you don't. *uses Ice Punch and watches ice cube PWB slide down the hill* Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Please. You see that over there. That's light comig to kill the lord of darkness. Now I dance on his ashes. Link to post Share on other sites
Pokemon Princess 0 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Speaking of light, your soul has left your body to the light due that I slashed your neck. Then suddenly hands of darkness coming from the ground and dragged your soul to hell. Sooooo.... I'm queen now dancing on your grave Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Giratina please, the portal to the Distortion world... *Grabs Princess and drags her to the Distortion World* Hm... This hill is kinda empty now... Link to post Share on other sites
Pokemon Princess 0 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Yes, it is..... *push Vinny downhill into the shark moat* Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *throws the all powerful doge* SORRY DOGE! At least I'm king of the hill now Link to post Share on other sites
Cowtao 5 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *Throws 9gag at Absol* That should keep you in limbo for awhile. Who's next? Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *Throws 4chan at Cowtao* Have fun sorting that mess out. Link to post Share on other sites
Cowtao 5 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 ;w; *attempts to throw reddit but couldn't* You keep the hill today, but I will be back soon! Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *throws the economy at you* have fun sorting that one out King of the hill! Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Did I just win the game? Link to post Share on other sites
Cowtao 5 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I think Absol threw it at you tempest. And it's tomorrow so... *Hits Tempest out with a skillet* Hai guys. c: Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Hey Cow, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I bet it did. *sells cowtao to organ traffickers* I am unforgiving, no? Link to post Share on other sites
Nico Nico Nii~ 1 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 *throws many helix fossils at you* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU. Let the holy light of the helix fossil rule this hill. Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 *throws unconscious Cowtao at all the fossils* There, now nobodies missing organs and I got to shove these weird fossils off. Now move unconscious Cowtao! *push* *hires snipers* I'm the king of the hill! Link to post Share on other sites
Pokemon Princess 0 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 *Bang* Heh, I was the one of the sniper you hired. I'm the queen of the hill (I also killed your other snipers) Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Shadow of the Gods, do you copy? This is General Tempest, requesting a small nuclear strike on coordinates Victor Alpha Gamma. 5 kilotons. [...] Yes it is the King's Hill. [...] Detonation confirmed. Moving towards Ground Zero now. Tempest out. I have more where that came from. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 *dons a lead-lined contamination suit and watches as Tempest gets sick and dies* I win again, Lews Therin. Link to post Share on other sites
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