Jory Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *tunnels under Tempest and hamstrings him, then rolls him down the hill* SURPRISE, BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redo. Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 <Stabs Jory in his heart... with a chainsaw... and later shot him with a bazooka in the head just to be sure>I'm the king of... yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *shoved Hinaru through a portal to the moon and closed it* Say hi to Cave Johnson for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jory Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *Beat Mael in a contest of brute strength and threw him off the hill like a javelin* Yea boi do u even lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 *Used dream eater to interrupt jury's imaginings and finished with a spartan kick* Not even in your dreams will I let you get away with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Speaking of dreams, I paid you-know-who to kill you in your dreams. When you died in your dream, you died for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 *ties you down as human sacrifice for my lord Xatu* Only followers of Xatu should be hill of king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Not on my hill you don't. *uses Ice Punch and watches ice cube PWB slide down the hill* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Please. You see that over there. That's light comig to kill the lord of darkness. Now I dance on his ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Speaking of light, your soul has left your body to the light due that I slashed your neck. Then suddenly hands of darkness coming from the ground and dragged your soul to hell. Sooooo.... I'm queen now dancing on your grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Giratina please, the portal to the Distortion world... *Grabs Princess and drags her to the Distortion World* Hm... This hill is kinda empty now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Yes, it is..... *push Vinny downhill into the shark moat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *throws the all powerful doge* SORRY DOGE! At least I'm king of the hill now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtao Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *Throws 9gag at Absol* That should keep you in limbo for awhile. Who's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *Throws 4chan at Cowtao* Have fun sorting that mess out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtao Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 ;w; *attempts to throw reddit but couldn't* You keep the hill today, but I will be back soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 *throws the economy at you* have fun sorting that one out King of the hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Did I just win the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtao Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I think Absol threw it at you tempest. And it's tomorrow so... *Hits Tempest out with a skillet* Hai guys. c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Hey Cow, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I bet it did. *sells cowtao to organ traffickers* I am unforgiving, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 *throws many helix fossils at you* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU. Let the holy light of the helix fossil rule this hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 *throws unconscious Cowtao at all the fossils* There, now nobodies missing organs and I got to shove these weird fossils off. Now move unconscious Cowtao! *push* *hires snipers* I'm the king of the hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 *Bang* Heh, I was the one of the sniper you hired. I'm the queen of the hill (I also killed your other snipers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Shadow of the Gods, do you copy? This is General Tempest, requesting a small nuclear strike on coordinates Victor Alpha Gamma. 5 kilotons. [...] Yes it is the King's Hill. [...] Detonation confirmed. Moving towards Ground Zero now. Tempest out. I have more where that came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 *dons a lead-lined contamination suit and watches as Tempest gets sick and dies* I win again, Lews Therin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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