InnocentSerenity Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) Do you like puns? I like puns. I also like jokes. Tell me your jokes and puns. I’ll start. I hope you like my thread. If you hate these jokes, reading them will be quite the PUNishment. Edited September 14, 2015 by InnocentBoy Quote
Hexagoen Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. (totally did not google this) Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Why could the bike not stand up?..... because it was TWO-tired Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 15, 2015 What do pigs use to heal cuts? Oinkment! Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork Chop Quote
Guest Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 talk to Ame come back in an hour feeling blessed with puns or a red mark on your face which, of course is your own facepalm Quote
Reeveelution Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 So.. where does the corn sit during detention?...In the CORNer. Quote
Darvan Korematsu Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 I suggest grabbing a napkin, because my puns are greasy. Quote
Combat Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 What does the baker wear around the house? Loafers. Quote
Magus Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Two antennas got married, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was amazing. Quote
Darvan Korematsu Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 You oughta meet my Latino friend Jose. God he loves anime. So much, we call him an otako. Quote
Omega_Ra1der Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Math is the only subject that counts. Quote
Deleted User Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first." Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were breaking up. I was like OMg Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 15, 2015 Author Posted September 15, 2015 I know a librarian that does their job very well. It's because they do things by the books. Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 What do you do with dead chemists? You Barium Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 What did the square say to the circle..... You're POINTLESS Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 I would make another chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Do you know what they do when a chemist dies..... you BARIUM EDIT: I accidentally stole ignore me Edited September 15, 2015 by micky33000000 Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Do you know what they do when a chemist dies..... you BARIUM Err, I already did that one friend. What do you call a thief that doesn't use soap? A dirty robber Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 15, 2015 Author Posted September 15, 2015 I asked someone for some soil for my garden. They told me they couldn't, because they were dirt poor. Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Err, I already did that one friend. What do you call a thief that doesn't use soap? A dirty robber I thought I remembered it turns out I read it whoops, I'll make up for it with another pun. What do you call a low fat pokémon..... BUTTERFREE Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 15, 2015 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. Quote
RaymondNotRay Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 My friend was struggling with gravity math problems, so I told him to stop feeling so Down about it. Quote
TurboAura Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) 1)What did the butcher say to the pig? Nice to meat you. 2) What did the other sweets say about the Pot Brownie? "That Dude was more baked than any of us." Edited September 15, 2015 by TurboAura Quote
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