Rodaku 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 ok, i got bored and was remembering reading about the rules of the internet... so... this happened to pop into my head as a fun little game... Anyways, he rules to the rules game is very simple, we start with rule 1, say what the rule is, and go on till we hit 100 rules, (Note: there can be Rules that contradict other rules) Ex: Rule 15: All Fire Type Pokemon Underused Ex: Rule 49: All low Level Fire Types are OverUsed Just some examples... cause i can anyways, Let us Begin Rule Building to the ULTIMATE GAME Rule 1: All pokemon that look like fish Rock Types Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 2. You do not talk about the switch behind the poster in the game corner. There's nothing behind that poster. Link to post Share on other sites
Rodaku 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 3: All Pokemon must be Released, NO EXCEPTIONS Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 4. CDC says you must not release pokemon with pokerus. Also: Welcome to the quarantine. =3 Link to post Share on other sites
Rodaku 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 5. Pokemon battles are now illegal Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 6. Pokemon battles are now underground and a very lucrative business. Take that, The Man! Link to post Share on other sites
Rodaku 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 All battles must now take place in the Sky, anything below that will have TNT placed everywhere near, on, and around them Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 7. Rapid spin clears entry hazzards. watnao? Link to post Share on other sites
Will 16 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 8. If it counters s&, it's b&. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 9. Real men wear Macho Braces. Link to post Share on other sites
Rodaku 0 Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 10: Ash is the Greatest leader, NO EXCEPTIONS, Not even GARY MOTHER FUCKEN Oak, Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 11. There can only be one masterball. Unless you win the lottery. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Godot 132 Posted October 11, 2011 Global Mods Share Posted October 11, 2011 12. We do not talk about pokemon club Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 13. Weather teams win. No exception. Without exception, weather teams are gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Noivy 4 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Rule 14: Crits happen more often than either side would like Link to post Share on other sites
Will 16 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 #15 - The harder you try to crit, the harder you will fail Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 16. Ubernoobs. They're everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
Rodaku 0 Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 17: All Pokemon have Evolutions, if they don't have one, MAKE ONE Link to post Share on other sites
Noivy 4 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 18: Some pokemon were not ment to evolve in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 19. Baby forms- if you like them, there's a 99.8% chance you're a girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 20. A pokemon OHKO'd by a water move drowned. Link to post Share on other sites
SevenDeadlySins 0 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Valla: your sig is awesome. 22: every time someone uses drizzle/swift swim, a magby dies. Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 23: Everytime some ragequits, an Eevee dies of cancer. ;'c Link to post Share on other sites
Noivy 4 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Rule 24: Always destroy people who follow the "Magikarp is God" trend. They deserve to splash in hulimiation Link to post Share on other sites
Neo 45 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Rule 25: Everyone is scared of Maractus. No exceptions. Link to post Share on other sites
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