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Love the fact your character can go through snow and ice with nothing but shorts and a t-shirt in most cases. Unless they lived in Siberia prior, impossible. Also how you can perfectly skate in straight lines on ice with just your sneakers/boots without ever falling on your ass.

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Can I just say ECONOMY! Is adventurer an official job? Can you list that in your taxes? It certainly pays enough. Why does anyone with a pokemon even get a "real" job? A starter pokemon is basically winning a lottery ticket.

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Given that 100pokedollars is like 1 real dollar or so, they really don't earn that much or spend -that- much but still it's really weird that everyone you battle gives you money for winning... In that sense, pokemon battling is gambling where you bet money on winning

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I don't get why a lot of Pokemon in the wild hold berries they don't need. Like how Vulpix holds Rawst Berries sometimes. You're a Fire-type, you don't need to worry about getting burned :wacko:

Goodra can learn Muddy Water but not Surf. Muddy Water is a brown Surf with less accuracy.

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I don't get why a lot of Pokemon in the wild hold berries they don't need. Like how Vulpix holds Rawst Berries sometimes. You're a Fire-type, you don't need to worry about getting burned :wacko:

Goodra can learn Muddy Water but not Surf. Muddy Water is a brown Surf with less accuracy.

you know berries are more then just a type of medicine... they are BERRIES! They are FOOD!

A Vulpix with a Rawst Berry... well the Vulpix just really likes Rawst Berries... Maybe they are their favorites

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Dunsparce and Salamence have the same height, so Dunsparce is actually really tall. But in anime and PMD : GTI, Dunsparce is much smaller than it is.

Body size messed up.

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this always seemed weird to me but in the second gen games team rocket were cutting off slowpoke tails for mony, why dont they just rip out meowths and persions gold and rubys?

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Swanna is capable on doing accurate jabbing and thrusting with it's beak, with only Pluck as learn able move involving beak. (No Drill Peck.)

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Humanoid Pokemon, and their clothes.

Jinx, Hitmonchan, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Gallade, Primeape, Machamp line. Like,

What we perceive as their dresses in cases of Gardevoir and Jinx, are their SKIN. droopy, low hanging, moving, skin. I cannot fathom how people see Gardevoir as a sex symbol, if her dress with slits is literally SKIN?

How did they obtain these clothes if they actually are clothes?

How does Hitmonchan's head work? Same as Magmortar's shoulders and Infernape's head. If you see them in X/Y or ORAS, the flames that should be on their shoulders and head just look like, skin. Also weird how Infernape's brain is just lying open it it's head, constantly on fire. No wonder Ash's Infernape would lose it's shit from time to time.

Sylveon's ribbons? SKIN.

Machamp is wearing a GODDAMN SPEEDO and CHAMPION'S BELT. HOW DID HE GET THEM?

Farfetch'd, sure I buy it that they use a leek, which they found somewhere as a weapon but they litterally pop out of an egg with a leek at hand.

Also, how some pokemon would feel in contrast to their typing. I guess Golem just feel like rock upon touching, as well as Rhydon instead of leathery skin or something else. Snake-like and fish-like mons have scales with perhaps some slime on them, Amphibious ones have slime. But grass types? Does Lilligant feel like she really is a plant? What about Whimsicott's body? Does it feel like a literal baby?

But honestly my biggest brainfart comes with the Humanoid mons and their clothes-like skin. creepy as fuck.

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But honestly my biggest brainfart comes with the Humanoid mons and their clothes-like skin. creepy as fuck.

Not as creepy as your signature gjn81wvxqsq6yzcwubok.png

Maybe it's not skin, but something else like keratin?

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How about the age old question? Why are 10 year old kids, like my pun, wandering the land with creatures able to spit fire, electrocute, or drain life out of things. Why? Why are they okay with this? Why didn't I get to do this?

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I want to bring up Mantine. Mantyke only evolves when a Remoraid is in the party, but when it becomes Mantine and has a Remoraid under its wing/fin the Remoraid that helped it evolve is still separate. How did Mantine get that Remoraid?

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Humanoid Pokemon, and their clothes.

Jinx, Hitmonchan, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Gallade, Primeape, Machamp line. Like,

What we perceive as their dresses in cases of Gardevoir and Jinx, are their SKIN. droopy, low hanging, moving, skin. I cannot fathom how people see Gardevoir as a sex symbol, if her dress with slits is literally SKIN?

How did they obtain these clothes if they actually are clothes?

How does Hitmonchan's head work? Same as Magmortar's shoulders and Infernape's head. If you see them in X/Y or ORAS, the flames that should be on their shoulders and head just look like, skin. Also weird how Infernape's brain is just lying open it it's head, constantly on fire. No wonder Ash's Infernape would lose it's shit from time to time.

Sylveon's ribbons? SKIN.

Machamp is wearing a GODDAMN SPEEDO and CHAMPION'S BELT. HOW DID HE GET THEM?

Farfetch'd, sure I buy it that they use a leek, which they found somewhere as a weapon but they litterally pop out of an egg with a leek at hand.

Also, how some pokemon would feel in contrast to their typing. I guess Golem just feel like rock upon touching, as well as Rhydon instead of leathery skin or something else. Snake-like and fish-like mons have scales with perhaps some slime on them, Amphibious ones have slime. But grass types? Does Lilligant feel like she really is a plant? What about Whimsicott's body? Does it feel like a literal baby?

But honestly my biggest brainfart comes with the Humanoid mons and their clothes-like skin. creepy as fuck.

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Throh and Sawk though... full-blown martial arts outfits

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