laggless01 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Method 59: Follow him and repeatedly smack him with a metal spoon. It will be deliciously slow and painful. Plus we can grab popcorn for that. Just edit the movie to have the protagonist wear a green wig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Method ???: Death by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 Method 59: Follow him and repeatedly smack him with a metal spoon. It will be deliciously slow and painful. Allowed only if the spoon is a giant one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuuna Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 #64 prove to Rayquaza Fern is the sole reason our skies are sheit, let it play out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterans Azeria Posted May 15, 2015 Veterans Share Posted May 15, 2015 #65 Put Fern into a Blake costume and give him to Jericho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Method 9x9: Shamefur Dispray by Fern. Commit Sudoku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuuna Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Method 9x9: Shamefur Dispray by Fern. Commit Sudoku. (giggled way more than normal at this, thank you for the lol ^^) method 92: tell Archie of Team Aqua Fern's his son that he forgot thanks to amnesia from an attack by Maxie's crew...let manly bearhug of death commence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiss13 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Method 93: Bury him alive in humus and let his body decompose while he's alive and unable to move. Geez, I never knew how sadistic I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted May 18, 2015 Author Share Posted May 18, 2015 *clap* *clap* *clap* i think we have a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiss13 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Yep. I'll be honest. This is exactly what I had in mind when I wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oztraya Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Solaris gets sick of his $#!7 and dragon rushes him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 ^ Solaris lets its Tyranitar do some superpower, and Fern accidentally gets hit. Also accidentally gets hit just too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Fern is fighting a magikarp. It uses Splash. The water hits him in the face, he stumbles backwards into a lake and drowns. He becomes the only person in history to be killed by a magikarp, and is ridiculed for decades after his death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArthurZH Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Place him atop of the superheated field in Charlotte's gym. SLowly commands a lvl 1 Vulpix with 0 SpAtk IVs with drought to use ember on him for the rest of a day. Process is done for a week. Then, put him in Ametrine mountain's icy caves. Get a lvl1 snover with 0SpAtk IVs with snow warning to use Icy Wind on him for the rest of a day. Process is also done for another week Repeat process over and over until he has been burned so greatly his skin's all black. ALL black from Vulpix's fire. If I'm feeling evil, inject some chemicals to prevent his skin from turning black like whiteners or sth so Vulpix can slowly burn him more and more. Also, if he screams in this torture, I'm getting Conkeldurr to use Mach Punch on his genitals for every scream. Screaming while Conk hits his genitals merits another punch. Did I mention he's only given 1 slice of bread and 1 glass of water per day? Also, no toilet breaks, shit in his pants if he has too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Cut off his tongue and fingers. Then put him inside a room isolated from the outside world. The room will be completely white and the lights on at all times, so he can't tell the time. It will also be sound-proof; No sound comes in, no sound comes out. From a small hole in the door (that blends in with the rest of the window-less room) provide one portion of food per day. Open the hole to feed him only. The food is his pokemon and their eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Method 100 (or at least from my count): Lock fern inside Shade's Powerplant. Have the specter introduce him to his pet Chandelure. Tell fern to say 'hello' to Eclipse in hell for you. Done, simple and easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvan Korematsu Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I got a good one for ya. Step 1: Take a large knife of any kind. Step 2: Slice Fern's jaw almost cleanly off, so it's only hanging by some muscle threads. Step 3: As Fern falls, grab him by the back of the head and hold his head upright. Step 4: Pull out a cellphone positioned at your faces. Step 5: Snap a selfie picture of Fern's bloody dazed face. Step 6: Drop Fern and post the same selfie on every social media site known to man. Step 7: Pure Profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 I got a good one for ya. Step 1: Take a large knife of any kind. Step 2: Slice Fern's jaw almost cleanly off, so it's only hanging by some muscle threads. Step 3: As Fern falls, grab him by the back of the head and hold his head upright. Step 4: Pull out a cellphone positioned at your faces. Step 5: Snap a selfie picture of Fern's bloody dazed face. Step 6: Drop Fern and post the same selfie on every social media site known to man. Step 7: Pure Profit. I sense some Mortal Kombat here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I got a good one for ya. Step 1: Take a large knife of any kind. Step 2: Slice Fern's jaw almost cleanly off, so it's only hanging by some muscle threads. Step 3: As Fern falls, grab him by the back of the head and hold his head upright. Step 4: Pull out a cellphone positioned at your faces. Step 5: Snap a selfie picture of Fern's bloody dazed face. Step 6: Drop Fern and post the same selfie on every social media site known to man. Step 7: Pure Profit. I sense some Mortal Kombat here I see that reference... anyways on topic: tie him and throw him to a Manectric nest during a thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Use 6 Magcargo with Air Balloons to attack him, where some parts of it's lava can fall down while flying to bring the heat to the death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jstriker Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Make Fern's Roserade, 'Accidentally' use poison sting on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezilia Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 - Possessed by the restless spirit of Misty's Psyduck. - Drowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydroTheVaporeon Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd just tie him up and leave him with Cain in a locked room. And before i leave, i tell Cain "go wild". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) I'd just tie him up and leave him with Cain in a locked room. And before i leave, i tell Cain "go wild". No, say: "Deep inside, he likes it." If Cain agrees to do any of this, though. Edited June 12, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
There was only one Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I just want to burn him like all of his pokemon are weak to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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