NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 You know, cod is a fish. It's delicious. However you can get bacteria infections if you don't cook it right. And... that's what it gave you, because it was fed with pencil sharpenings. I wish I was taller. (not too much tho) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You are grow the exact height of a single atom. I hope you're happy. I wish pencil sharpeners we're so aggressive towards humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ej190 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Done. Instead pencils are aggressive against us instead. I wish it wasn't so cold today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Done deal. But now every other day will be 20 degrees colder than they would have been otherwise. I wish I had a grape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ej190 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Done. Only this grape was grown using an entire cocktail of fertilisers and insectisides and as such is highly carcinogenic. I wish my computer wasn't such a piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, it is now a pencil sharpener.I wish for french fries wrapped up in a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. It will be the tasteless pizza ej wanted a while ago. Enjoy I wish people wouldn't tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted but now your salary is crap.I wish i could talk to any animal at will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ej190 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted but now your salary is crap. I wish i could talk to any animal at will Done. But not only do all the fauna bother you 24/7, you also can't communicate with humans anymore.It's 2015 already science, do i have to wish for my god damned hoverboard?! Oh, and lagless01, i think you can get a slakoth by headbutting trees in obsidia park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You have your hoverboard. However, plot twist, you turn into the small children Marty McFly steals it from in Back to the Future 2. I wish I had my poetry presentation more memorized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but due to severe premature Alzheimers disease, It is the only thing you can remember.I wish for guitar picks to be for free.(Didn't know about obsidia park slakoth, might as well look around on the forums.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Guitar picks are now free, but all of them have been altered to have the blades of pencil sharpeners implanted into their form so whenever you use it, you shrew through your guitar strings. I wish my shoelaces didn't come untied at random points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, now they become untied exactly five seconds after you tie them.I wish I never had nightmares. Those pencil sharpeners aren't helping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You never have to deal with another ngihtmare again. As a trade off, you never sleep again and slowly deteoriate and go insane. Soon enough, you begin to halucinate and see pencil sharpeners surronding you anyway. I wish I had an extra hour of free time every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, you get an extra our of free time with the pencil sharpeners.I wish for three more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You wish for pencil sharpeners every time. I wish my aim got ... sharper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. Now whenever you shoot something, instead of bullets or arrows or any other projectile, you now shoot pencil sharpeners. That sounds great until you accidentally shoot too close to yourself and you are attacked. I wish I wiped out all pencil sharpeners from existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you can only write using pencils now. Their tip will break when you attempt to use them, though. I wish for eight perfectly fine oreo cookies. I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. They had toothpaste instead of cream. Enjoy I wish I was an airbender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. They had toothpaste instead of cream. Enjoy I wish I was an airbender If it's that Colgate that tastes like mint (I think is Herbal ColgateTM), you actually made it better. I'm the kind of guy who eats toothpaste before brushing my teeth XD, plus oreo? genius! Anyway, granted, you're an airbender. But then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 If it's that Colgate that tastes like mint (I think is Herbal ColgateTM), you actually made it better. I'm the kind of guy who eats toothpaste before brushing my teeth XD, plus oreo? genius! Anyway, granted, you're an airbender. But then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked... *cough cough make a wish cough cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 *cough cough make a wish cough cough* I will take that as your wish Downside : He wishes that you never existed I wish that i had an endless supply of chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 You do know that chocolate is depleting, right? You stole chocolate from everybody else. Now we riot against you and make your Blaziken into KFC. I wish there was a Zelda reference in reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. From now on, you'll be chased by Ben Drowned every moment you play.I wish for chocolate not to be depleting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) *cough cough make a wish cough cough* Oh so you can make more than one wish per person on this thread? Sorry I didn't know that. Still let's see: Granted, chocolate doesn't deplete anymore. But everything is now made of chocolate, living beings, the planets, the moon, the stars, the whole universe is just pure chocolate now. And you cannot eat anything but chocolate for the rest of your life. Now, I wish I could see the future. Edited January 30, 2015 by zimvader42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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