Corrupt Wish Game

[Epic C]

granted.

But now you cant steal baron with anything.

[The Fush]

Invisible wish granted. You can now not grant wishes sucessfully.

I wish I was a penguin.

[TheOneAndOnlyEnigma]

Fine, but you lead the sad life that Mumble the penguin had.

I wish I could own a gamecube to play wind waker X#

[Skeleton]

Wish granted. You now have a gamecube but it's horribly deformed and you can't play on it.

I wish the world wasn't so cruel.

[TheOneAndOnlyEnigma]

Done, but you still have to suck that bus's dick.

I wish our wishes werent so...corrupt.

[The Fush]

Granted. They become hallowed instead and unicorns come and eat you alive.

I wish that COD didn't exist.

[TheOneAndOnlyEnigma]

Done, but then a new FPS comes up and poisons our youth.

I wish more peolple loved Spoink.

[The Fush]

Granted, but 3 seconds later magikarp is now the most adored thing in the universe and Grumpig sits on Spoink.

I wish that chickens had magical powers.

[Skeleton]

Granted. Now they float around cause they can't control them.

I wish I had infinite candy that I could share with Chrona. <3

[Maelstrom]

Granted. Now chrona has no teeth because he couldn't stop eating them to save his teeth from the cavities.

I wish for more chocolate milk.

[Summer]

Granted. You get more expired milk.

I wish to beat the league in a day.

[The Fush]

Granted, but the leaders were actually the relatives of those who usually play them, so it is officially not counted.

I wish that more people played AP Ezreal.

[SkyInvictus]

Done, but now everyone rages and quits easily

I wish I was a kid version of Sherlock Holmes

[The Fush]

Granted, but then you get sent to juvenile court for "trespassing".

I wish that my next year of high school will not be hell.

Edited July 19, 2012 by BeaverRoo

[Summer]

Granted, but your principal is now Satan, so there.

I wish I could finish my sentenc

[The Fush]

Granted, but then it ends up having two full stops, and Grammar Nazi Mode Ikaru comes and haunts you forever.

I wish that I could roar like a dragon and still look derpy.

[Epic C]

Granted but then a bigger derpier dragons eats you and says "Taste Like Chicken!"

I wish i could think of something to wish for..

Edited August 15, 2012 by Epic C

[Chrono]

Granted. But then you forget what you want to wish for.

I wish you culd replay the story of Ransei over again in Pokemon Conquest.

[SilentSinnerInBlue]

Granted, but the story goes horribly wrong and ends with you writing a creepypasta about it.

I wish for the power of boundaries so I can magically teleport to the moon and beyond.

[Chrono]

Granted but you run out of air and die.

I wish Poke supr stars wasn't dead.

[SilentSinnerInBlue]

Granted, but the new, remixed version is so bad it even makes plagiarists not bother to copy it.

I wish I had a Jirachi so I could have wishes.

[Summer]

Granted, but it is asleep for another 1000 before it wakes up to grant wishes.

I wish Reborn would stay as it was. (True wish)

[SilentSinnerInBlue]

Granted. but someone jumps in front of you while you're saying your wish and yells out "I wish Reborn would become a stinking poophole! 8D" and THAT gets granted instead.

I wish to know the end of pi.

[The Fush]

Granted, but then circumference gets a new working formula.

I wish that Castform had a Cookie Form.

[Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~]

Granted. But Castform cursed you with all cookies you eat become bland.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted.