NickCrash Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Done. You now have to work more hours. I wish I could cook better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 No problem, however you exclusively cook Kraby Paties and no one on the surface wants them. I wish I could see music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Done but you can't perceive anything else.I wish i was better at sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Easy, but unfortunately you have to become a stereotypical jock. No anime, books or pokemon. I wish I was immune to headaches Edited January 25, 2015 by Damiano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ej190 Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted but now you're more susceptible to the common cold. Enjoy that perpetual runny nose. I wish i could break dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. Now every dance is broken. Thanks a lot. I wish everyone is happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted nothing ever gets done because everyones happy with the way things are. I wish I always had a fresh toothpick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 why the hell would you wish for that? Granted but you can't use itI wish i didn't have an ingrown toenail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You now have and out grown toenail. It's long and none of your shoes fit and franky it's a bit gross. I wish the grand hall trainers would get on my level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) Granted. They now all have Mega Evolution and only use Pokemon in Ubers and up. I wish the flowers in my living room were still alive. Edited January 26, 2015 by AuthorReborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. They evolve become carnivorous. Quite carnivorous. You're living room is now a feeding room. I wish I could get the pictures off my old phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Granted but they are of crappy qualityI wish i could actually concentrate while studying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Done. You can now focus on procrastination while studying (that one really backfired). I wish there were 27 letters in the alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Granted, but they're all the letter Q. What are you ging to do about it? QQ QQ QQ... (the last one lost an eye)I wish I could pass my college exams without having to study or cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Okay. You can now walk passed your professor's desk where the exams are (haha you "passed" the exams". I wish I had a third nostril.m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted but your nose is now located near your gluteus maximus and all you smell is feces. I wish for no d&d code full version to be out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. By removing those, the internet crashed, permanently.I wish for a Fern-voodoo-doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Sure. But now Fern has a voodoo doll of you too. I wish my school was out for summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Should've seen that one coming, the gra-----...Granted, but you have retakes of ALL your courses at the end of the summer.I wish for pop music never to be bad (I'm sorry if I asked too much). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That one could actually destroy the universe. I will grant it anyway. Now there is only 1 pop artist, whose music is beautiful but he looks like he was shat by a cow two days ago, while spinning in a cement cylinder and can't look at the camera, because he's afraid it's following him. I wish my dog could speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) No no, it's fine. All pop music was taken out of existence so it could never be bad. Edit: Ninja'd Done, He now can speak the long forgotten languages of the world. Enjoy. I wish I had three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Edited January 27, 2015 by AuthorReborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) No no, it's fine. All pop music was taken out of existence so it could never be bad. That might be even better Did you use a link cable? Now about your wish... Granted, but you now have a very severe allergy for peanuts. You pretty much died on the spot. I wish EA wasn't a dick anymore. Edited January 27, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. It's now a peanut company. I wish peanuts didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) So...EA went nuts? Again?...Sigh...Granted, but now you got attacked by every zoo-animal that was fed with peanuts.I wish complex programming was easy. Edited January 27, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Then it would be called easy programming. Complex programming gets replaced with "really complex programming omg plz stahp" I wish I could use a Palantir without Sauron corrupting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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