Damiano Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. An over zealous medical researcher finds out and kidnaps you to drain you of all your blood. I wish n00battack's metagross switched into thief or trick. No more mega stone! Quote
NickCrash Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. It switched. However trick, switcheroo and thief don't work with mega stones. I wish M-Rayquaza needed a mega stone Quote
Damiano Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. It switched. However trick, switcheroo and thief don't work with mega stones. B-but they do in Reborn! Granted but Dragon Ascent now becomes the staple flying type OHKO (with the same accuracy of course) I wish I could enjoy the Ant-Man movie. Quote
NickCrash Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. You will be comfortable with pop-corn, but the movie is going to end in a cliffhanger and the company desides not to make a sequel. (3 more years, I promise) I wish for a Normal/Dark type pokemon with nice stats that is in the UU tier. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but it will only have 2 health and the ability Inner Focus. I wish for world peace. Quote
Damiano Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Wow a lot of peace-lovers making wishes. Okay granted, everyone who has a varying opinion than someone else is sent off the world to live on the moon. The moon quickly becomes overpopulated and the one person left on earth goes mad due to loneliness. I wish I owned my own landmass Quote
NickCrash Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. Now you scream at anyone "get of my lawn". People hate you, your wife leaves you, and you become depressed. I wish we could migrate to other planets. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Granted, only you don't go to the planets. Rather, they come to you, crash into Earth, and kill everyone. I wish I had windshield wipers for my glasses (this is a legitimate want. It's really annoying when I'm walking in the rain). Quote
NickCrash Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. They are thick enough to block your eyesight though, so you prefer not to wear glasses at all. I also fixed your eyesight. I wish I was able to see in the dark. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. They are thick enough to block your eyesight though, so you prefer not to wear glasses at all. I also fixed your eyesight.Honestly, that's just great. More to point: Granted, but every time it gets dark, you spontaneously combust to provide light for you to see by. I wish I had a cow. Quote
Damiano Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Sure but one nights of the full moon it makes human sacrifices to it's Cowtao shrine, starting with you. I wish Mawile's typing actually made sense for it's design. Quote
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted it now has a girlygirl dress on and its base attack drops to 5 because it refuses to fight to keep from ruining her/his dress. I wish I was mlg call of gears madden '42 pro. Quote
Damiano Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, now if only you had a controller. I wish I was the kingpin of my local mafia. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but the second in command deems you unfit to rule and usurps the role from you. I wish my clothes stopped vanishing on me. Quote
garchomp550 Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 wish granted, your room will be filled to the brim with clothes. I wish I'd be more active here. Quote
Damiano Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. After selling your soul to Ame your ghost is free to haunt the forums for eternity. I wish I made an incorruptible wish Edited January 10, 2015 by Damiano Quote
NickCrash Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You wished for all rabbits to disappear and it happened. I wish I got a block of gold for every time someone here wishes. Quote
Damiano Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. Due to over saturation the value of gold drops every time a wish is made. I wish I had a good horror game to play. Quote
Yash Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted, but it's so scary you pee your pants in 5 minutes and can't ever play video games again. I wish people would stop wishing here. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. The moment you stop breathing, people will stop wishing. I wish for a pair of batman socks. Quote
NickCrash Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. Due to over saturation the value of gold drops every time a wish is made. I wish I had a good horror game to play. I wish people would stop wishing here. I wish for a pair of batman socks. Pls Stahp. My gold... Your wish is my command AR. You have been bestowed the socks in which batman is killed by Deadshot... wearing only his underwear and a batman mask. I wish I was the very best, like no-one ever was. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Done, but you are stuck on a on endless journey at the end of which you'll be the very best, but until then, you take at least two tries on ever battle and can't even recognize your sworn enemies. I wish I had thrown a staple into a coffee shop. Quote
Damiano Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. Soon after you feel bad about it and turn yourself in for assault with a deadly weapon. No one had even noticed but the police arrest you anyway. I wish I had a record player. Quote
NickCrash Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. You stole it from someone and now the authorities are looking for you. I wish the next person who wishes and I become best friends! Quote
Yash Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. Except I literally stab you in the back. I wish nobody finds out I killed Nick Quote
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