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Gimme Pokemon jokes I need some for my Pokemon joke of the day that I do on my status whatchamacallit also make sure they are punny :)...

I ran out of good ones to post...

Ready!!!

Set!!!!

Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by DoubleAA14
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One of the best games I ever played was porygon trail

(I made that up myself and I'm proud of it)

Edited by LeMasterJP
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What's Porgon trail?

nice pun btw ;)

Oregon trail is a really old/antique like game and it's really silly. But it sounds kinda like porygon so bam! thanks

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-I won't Raichu a love song

-Can you diglett?

-Charmander is red. Squirtle is blue. Prom is coming up and I choose you.

-Feeling Krabby?

-I send them out. Koffing and Weezing.

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-I won't Raichu a love song

-Can you diglett?

-Charmander is red. Squirtle is blue. Prom is coming up and I choose you.

-Feeling Krabby?

-I send them out. Koffing and Weezing.

The first one was the first to pop up when I googled "pokemon puns" :P

I still think it's a good one

incoming horrible pun, so bad you might faint. you've been warned.

what pokemon is low in fat?

butterfree

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It appears I have a rival in bad puns, my friends do not appreciate my puns in the least and rather sew my mouth shut than me make another one.

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It appears I have a rival in bad puns, my friends do not appreciate my puns in the least and rather sew my mouth shut than me make another one.

plz. my puns are so bad that my friends cant help but smash their heads against the nearest table/wall upon hearing them.

How do you get 100 bulbasaurs on a bus?

You pokemon.

i hate you so much

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Next gen is confirmed to be based in Mexico! Here's a screenshot of the new Amie

Introducing... pokemon Amiego!

T1Nd1Y3.jpg

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Tut tut, you're Slaking on your Joke duties by pushing it onto us.

Nice pun and I cant make any more jokes it's too hard I need geniuses like you guys to make some ;)

Thanks everyone for the jokes I shall use a lot of them.

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How do you get 100 bulbasaurs on a bus?

You pokemon.

Haha I love that one

plz. my puns are so bad that my friends cant help but smash their heads against the nearest table/wall upon hearing them.

Please my sister pleads my parents to tell her I am adopted everytime I make a pun, now she is asking if she is adopted

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