Jace Stormkirk

being a bard always has me looking for songs to describe everything. but reborn took a while because of the level of difficulty, the depth of the story, the brutality to npcs, plus how the game is seen through your character's eyes. it was a huge undertaking. but i have found one after many days of searching. it is called let the storm descend upon you by Avantasia. listen and let me know what you think and if you know of a better song (because everyone is a little biased i like to hear all sides of the equation. plus i could have just never have found it in my search). forever entertaining your resident bard p.s. i also will do a song for all the main characters as well. please give suggestions for the ones you want done

the one (and currently only) gym leader i had trouble with was Charlotte only because of here 2 ninetales with energy ball. it took me 52 heyzeus crust cursed times to win. i finnally won with my flygon using bulldoze and swampert w air balloon using earthquake (and her not murdering swampert first) for me to win. everyone else i either beat the first time or second.

i actually used aggron on the fairy gym and here was my move set that wreaked xym iron head, headbutt (will be changed to metal burst later), rock smash, and (drumroll plays in background) HEAVY SLAM. good luck

so it appears i was mistaken. you do want to here one of my tales. let me regale you of the time i was snatched right into this straud's land of barovia. my companions ( a cn ranger and a ce druid) had just witnessed straud's power and were (understandably) a little disheartened so i made a detour to a local brewery. upon finding it we were approached by an older man who asked us to help him. curious (as any bard is...or at least me) as to what he needed he told us that his brewery was being attacked by evil druids. and for SOME REASON!!!!! both of my companions exclaimed that our druid was an evil druid also. (insert every face-palm meme here). i have to stop here because it still gets me at how.... just give me a sec... i'll finish later.

ye be welcome here always me friend. i care not about ye mistakes in the writing, if fact i'll congratulate ye on the honorable task of learning another language.

welcome travelers to my most esteemed establishment. have you any need of some grub?...? how about ale?...oh! it must be the exciting tales you've come for! marvelous you have come to the right place for this is indeed were all manner of adventures like to boast of there latest triumphs or the their most inexplicable woes. i myself have many centuries of adventuring under my belt and still many more to go.... oh you have a story?! by all means tell me. i am a bard and love all stories... i'm sorry. lets hear your story. (p.s. this is a thread all about adventures from rpg games like d&d, pathfinder, spelljammers, etc. you can tell it how ever you most like to. also out of context quotes are also in because they are just funny.)

ah ramondus, he was a witty fellow and actually managed to defeat my swampert but in the end he was no match for my newest discovered ace in the hole. if you need any help i will be glad to help.

i have looked 42 times and still nothing. i have never traded with this game so i do not know how it works

i just looked and nothing. well this is annoying.

welcome to the fabulous city of reborn where if the smog and acidic water does get to you the rewards are many. if you ever need some guidance let you neighborhood bard explain the way.

your right. my bad. editing now.

if you ever get a shiny gyarados name it commie G (if it is still red otherwise the joke does not work as well)

well if you like Dragon Ball i think you will like RWBY. it is on youtube but they have only made 4 seasons (as of this posting) but an amazing story-line, fight scenes and character development. also welcome

if you can get a Pokemon that can use soak then your opponent will always take that poison damage from the field plus your venusaur will wreak them cause they will be water type.

funny you should mention that. i have that commander and have basically broke it by adding the other 4 signets, a sol ring, whispersilk cloak, strionic resonater, and last but most importantly a paradox engine for (almost) infinite double cascade of my entire hand. he serves me well.

my fav toxic staller is skuntank. it learns it by lvl up only one weakness and very tanky. he has won me 3 gym battle i shouldn't have. ( i think they where normal, bug, and ghost tho the last one was because of night slash not toxic)

the best way to describe me is i am a chaotic good bard that insults others by insulting himself (ex. wow i did not know anything could be uglier than me!) i am a triple black belt in pun fu. other than Pokemon other hobbies include MTG (Magic The Gathering) and i like the Commander format the best. i once bested Grimtooth the troll(google him if unfamiliar) in a trap building contest. i also know way tooo many jokes, good, bad, perverted, and the legendary smart blond joke are in my head. i currently live on the border of crazy and insane. i always try to be effervescent to strangers but to my friends i will always be very officious but feel free to be also. feel free to talk about anything with me even if i do not know anything about it i will fake it (i am a bard remember?) ps to Ame (if you see this) i do enjoy your puzzles and plot twists. i hope to find even more devilish ones in ep. 17

thanks for the info! i wiped xym. only 2 fainted!

i will suggest skuntank because it has literally won me some battles i should't have it is a great tank and phisicall attacker. let learn toxic and sucker punch and it will wreck teams

what steel type moves does lucario learn and where can i get poison jab for skuntank?

i am about to go against the fairy gym leader. here's my team swampert: bashful earthquake hammer arm strength waterfall 77 lucario: hardy aura sphere dragon pulse brick break calm mind 78 typhlosion: modest flamethrower hidden power(grass) smokescreen eruption 77 ampharos: hardy discharge signal beam power gem dragon pulse 75 skuntank: mild night slash sucker punch toxic smokescreen 77 aggron: careful iron head headbutt rock smash heavy slam 74