The Grinch

So I'm gonna be stuck on the train in an hour. Be prepared for me to busta rhymes some memes on the ride

@Lugruf Me no hablar español

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE

When you don't know what you could write about in a status update. Why the fuck am I watching a G-Dragon MV tho

I love sleeping in cold temperature while hugging my plush. Best fren

Goddamnit I could do with some birb memes rn

Short people problems: Not being able to reach something so you have to come up with a creative solution. Being 157 cm tall ain't shit

Potatoes are fantastic

When I love, I̳̊͝ ͇̠̮̋̉ͣ͢ľ̠̥͔̙̀̍ͭ͗o̭̙̬̺̗̞ͨ͌v͔͔̘̞͒̒̒̏̄̔̕ē̼̽͐̓ ą̰͇͉͎͌̓ͥ͌ͩͬ ̢̧͚̲̗̞͈̝̣͎͎̇̒ͤ͐̕l̰͕͕̜̜͈̫̗̓͛̔ͬͬ̓̀̓̚̕ǫ͎̙͙͍̲͚͕͕̙ͭ͐̋t̨̻̝͇͔̿̇ͥ

My cat thinks I let her sleep in my room because I love her but really it's because I'm a bit paranoid of paranormal stuff

Me: *Drinks a different brand of green tea from usual, nearly gags*

Me: This green tea is better

I don't know where my cat is at the moment, but that's okay. Because mommy wil̳l̦̖ ̨̰̭̹̖͉͔͙a҉̹̭͕͚ͅl̴̜̤w̡̩̦̭͕͇̠ͅạ̩y͉͖̺̙͔̤͙s̳̟͎͟ ̦f҉̺͍͙̫͖̖i͚̘̩̳̟n̲̝d h̵̦̤͘ḛ̸̫̳̖̜ṟ͙̼̝́͟ ̙̗̘͢͞b̛͔̮̺͉a͏̵̙̤̻̹͖͖̖ḇ̖í̺̘͔͔͍̖̘͝ę̬͇̠̕s̘̦̹̞̭̠̖̣̕͠   Į̨̛̱͇̺̪͓̯̞̩̦̤̻̯̺̩͇̫͘̕Ņ̶̭̞̰̥̤̱̫͇͉̞͚̲̻̪͈̲͝ͅ ̡̠͍͔̤̝͇̼̰̣̮̼̯̹̗̝͉͝T̶̯̠͎̲͉͝Ḩ͢͏̰̰͔̖̣E̢͢҉̨̤̱̜̪̺̕ ̦̤̘̦͓̫̩̱̯̖̪̫̕̕͜͠E̵̢͕̱̝͖͘Ń̶̵̻̤̭͍͉̳͚͚̻̩Ḏ̩̲͉̲̥̮́̕͝ͅ

I love watching my cat play on my fur carpet No she's not playing on dead animals. It's like her little play pen

I'd like to go to Australia someday but I don't know if I have the survival skills that it'll take