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Andre sighs. He begins to gesticulate as he speaks. "I have been in two universes. One of those universes I was unable to remember and in fact, technically did not happen in my home universe. When I got here, it seems the powers that be have forcibly made my original universe self acknowledge the technically nonexistent one. Remembering stuff that didn't happen is making my brain fucky and it sucks. Did you understand that?" Andre finishes with an annoyed look.
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Andre looks at Masaru blankly for a second. Then he makes a noise of comprehension. "Ah sorry. Talking about the... the Battle Mountain isn't good for me since it technically didn't happen. Something about coming here forcibly merged the real and not real parts and it's really done a number on the old brain case. I can't ever think of- ulgh!" Andre covers his mouth as he heaves. He stands there for a few moments before standing up straight. "OTHER me, excuse me, without nearly vomiting. I should see if there's any books on this thing so I can stop that. It's really annoying."
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Andre cocks an eyebrow at that. "Really? If it's not to much trouble perhaps we could have a little spar to see if there's any glaringly obvious flaws in your style? Or do you do danmaku rather than melee fighting? Either is cool with me, just want to know." Andre is already undoing his gauntlet and hand wraps.
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"I mean, why wouldn't people make dragon scale stuff? I mean there was some..." Andre trails off and grabs his head. He looks slightly sick. With a shudder he shakes himself out and continues. "There was some gold dragon scale armor we found in the mountain that protected against Fire, water, and lightning."
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"Odd. Anyways, I take it that you won the wonderful sweepstakes to fight monsters across the universe as well? At the very least I doubt you're from this world since you aren't wearing something made out of monster parts. Weird fashion sense they have here, but then who am I to talk?" Andre gestures to his lack of shirt.
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"Technically the moon and the sun swap places from our perspective all the time. That's how heliocentric orbits work. And look at it this way, your humans aren't industrialized yet so you don't need to worry as badly about them destroying the planet just yet. But I'm being completely ignored since obviously the guy from a world where humans are pretty much modernized and not threatening the world with their mere presence isn't the one to listen too..." Andre says, salty enough that he could do a really impressive impression of the dead sea.
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"Just what I love to do upon meeting someone new. Philosophical debates." Andre says as he does pushups. He guesses that Aurora's human's would probably learn to leave stuff behind at the industrial age like his kind did. Although the fear of monstrous beings might push that back a bit more... Atomic age is where recycling and treating the planet well would kick in at the least. Or they'll off themselves. Doesn't really matter to him, there's always going to be more humans. That's the great thing about them.
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"You know, I thought the place I came from was kind of shit. But with all that I can gather from you guys, my place is down right nice. I mean, you guys got people getting eaten by intelligent beings and xenophobia and shit. My world mostly has angry animals and the remnants of the kitten empire. And the occasional eldritch abomination." Andre scratches his neck.
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"What? That's stupid, we'd have to be shoveling things into the fucker nearly constantly to keep it producing the necessary electricity. It's clearly mundane technology you guys haven't seen. Probably cold fusion." Andre is mentally running the numbers to be able to keep the machine full up on the necessary MP while the engines at least are in use for as long as they were. He doesn't stop to consider that anything except humans can really use mana on purpose.
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"I don't see how that matters... Actually now that I think about it, I guess I understand what you mean. A reactor is a thing that makes power, in this case it seems to be some form of nuclear reactor. But it doesn't have any of the safety precautions of one..." Andre furrows his brow as he thinks about it.
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"No no, it's a drink that fills you with energy so you don't get tired. Like if you need to finish your geology essay at three AM and you only have the first paragraph done so you chug nine of these so you can fight god in the back of the pub's parking lot to make her do your paper for you." Andre coughs. After a moment he clarifies. "Okay, not entirely like that but you don't get tired for a while and are more energetic."
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Andre looks around. "Here specifically? Not really, Marisa (Typical dark magic girl, huge orbs of power, can't miss her.) let us come here and hunt since we had nothing to do. More long term? Yeah, probably standard stuff. Dealing with threats that promise system wide extinction events at the least. Kind of a step down for me personally but yeah, basically hunting monsters is the most basic gist pf what we do." Andre shrugs and pulls out an energy drink. He pauses as he's about to consume it. "Want some?"