What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Squidbeak Splatoon, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on The octarians, and I have over 300 confirmed splats. I am trained in Inkbrush warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire Freshness World. You are nothing to me but just another kid. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Squidkid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Aerosprays across the Ink and your Location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Inkstrike, Octarian. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Squidbeak Splatoon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face off the face of the continent, you little squid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever Miiverse post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will splat fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, bucko.
