Granted. Your jokes are so funny that people can't breathe after hearing them, and subsequently choke to death.
I wish I could set it so that it automatically turned off emoticons when I post.
Granted, but your friend gets pissed that you stole borrowed from him and punches you out.
I wish I wished a wishy wish in which I wished a wish I wished.
Granted, you move to Venus, whose days last 243 earth days. You boil to death from the intense heat, though.
I wish I could get skinny without exercising ;P
My favorite move?
...Tail Glow. Nothing is more satisfying than +3 Sp. Atk all in one go. Of course, only two Pokemon can learn it, and only one is any good at all...
Granted! But it turns out the 20 points were only a graphical glitch. You don't really have 20 more, it only looks like it.
I wish my Meowstic could do more damage with her attacks.
Granted, but as a result effort on story production and game playability suffers. The new games suck, the genwunners have been vindicated.
I wish I could go back in time and take back a lot of the things I've said in the past.