One of my friends is going to Oxford. He's very easily the smartest person I've ever met. I had to teach him how to cook a while back. I... How can someone so smart be that BAD?
Yeah, I take for granted that lots of people don't learn how to cook young. You'd think a budding phycisist would be able to chop an onion though, particularly when he promises you pasta bake. (Which I ended up cooking.)