Shamitako

See, if there have to be bots, why can't they all play ADCs like this Varus? The AP bots fed like crazy and ran into towers whilst spamming their skills into oblivion. Varus just sat there and AA'd things, whilst also running into towers and spamming his skills into oblivion, and yet look how well he did >_> (Also ignore me sucking ass at Vi, I was just playing her once or twice more before I most likely dump my last refund on her because I've become terrible at her QQ)

Guess what I did before leaving base? I actually start W mid for that same reason, pretty good for early trading, puts you a bit behind in CS, but you get that back pretty easily once you hit level 2 (I play Annie really aggressively) And yeah, I'm not usually too worried about it, and only really care when I'm supp and my ADC could have had it (Trist would have gotten it if I hadn't Q'd ono) And the one with Fizz I only mentioned 'cause it was funny, he was fed so it didn't even matter Oh, and I was completely kidding about "doing terribly" Trist and I snowballed pretty hard and without a jungler to gank us, we pretty much had bot lane in the bag five minutes in. Janna and Ashe couldn't do anything, because if they tried I'd stun them and take a third of their health off, and most of the time Ashe couldn't CS very well because we had the lane pushed to their tower. Trist farmed up and we took towers with Tibbarz tanking like a baws <3 But that Jax carry, that what really did it

So I was bored and decided to try support Annie I did terribly, stole first blood (actually I did most of the damage and was just trying to stun Ashe so Trist could get the last hit and apparently my Q does as lot of damage) And then proceeded to completely wreck everything while Trist farmed Their Jax was kinda not there tho, so they were at a disadvantage. Someone pointed out that Jax had the best KDR on their team, and it spawned this joke about how Jax was carrying so hard and our team should just surrender because we couldn't win against such an indomitable Jax XD Also Ksed poor Fizz once, I dropped all my skills on Yi(?) and my Q flew slowly, so Fizz took Yi down to just an AA's worth of health... And my Q landed owo

That's why you use your stone axe :/ (Actually, IIRC, two hits with a Stone Pick is a kill. Silverfish only have 8 health)

I have not, but I also don't own Elise, yet *Goes to grind for monies*

Pixelmon removes everyday mobs, no? So the only mobs you should run into would have to be spawned by other means such as spawners. Kinda surprised Edgey didn't do the thing with the dungeon mods he wanted to do on the last one, actually... (And he didn't give meh my Chisels >:c) Also Silverfish aren't that hard to kill in small numbers like you find in ExHills stone, if you can hit them >_>

...Double Team isn't so much luck as being insanely OP. I mean, it is luck if the opponent manages to hit you after a couple, but that's why you had a Substitute up. A proper Double Team user can be literally indestructible without the opponent specifically bringing something to stop it, no luck needed. Gets even worse when you throw in Baton Pass and end up with a +6 Evade, +6 Attack, +6 Speed Ramparados behind a Substitute (Sigh, I remember the month when I was famous for that battle, doubt anyone else even remembers it now...) Could probably say the same of Moody (If you stall for stats long enough, a Moody Bidoof can sweep an unprepared opponent) and SwagPlay (Though less so on SwagPlay because that actually was OP partially because of the luck factor giving an advantage to the user, and a bit of good luck on your opponent's part could cause things to go badly) But no, luck is not bad, it's hardly the antithesis of skill, it's what makes two players of equal skill not have the same battle every time, or allows a player of slightly lower skill to best someone better than them every few battles. And if you're legitimately that much better than someone that you should be winning every battle, then a bit--or even a lot--of luck shouldn't stop you from doing so

And Chapter II. Fun fact: Chapter II is actually just the copy/pasted intro post of the original RP with a couple spelling corrections. I considered writing it from scratch--would certainly have helped the grammar--but decided that it simply wouldn't carry the same feeling as it had the first time

No, they're Walruses yes they're bears. It was that or tigers

Mael, you wound me with your lack of distrust QQ

Welp, as my status says, I has ideas. I just need to get them all up in the OP

I don't think you are having enough fun owo

Oh this question *Digs up listing of all champions in order of how much she likes them* Okay not really My favorite all-around champ is obviously Annie. I just like the idea of an innocuous little girl burning people alive, also TIBBARZ. I enjoy playing her, and her playful personality is just so great But I'm just not the type to spring entirely for all around, so here's my favorites in all the categories I care about: Design (as in physical appearance and concept): Nocturne. Living nightmare=cool. Also Nocturne. Looks. Epic. How fun they are to play: Tie between Orianna and Mordekaiser. Ori's ball mechanics are really fun, even though I'm not good at using them. And Morde's ult is just absolutely the best. Also I think I have more PvP wins with Morde than any other champion, that number being somewhere in the 20s-30s, though I can't be certain Personality: Annie, I believe I stated this above Voice: Nami. OMG her voice is the best Honorable mentions to Rek'Sai, who'd probably be my all-arounder if I enjoyed playing her, Lux, who used to be my favorite, and Shyvana, for being just short of one of my favorites to play

Nyeh, I don't need another Pnatheon skin

I did say you couldn't prepare for it because of unpredictability. And again, if it's just luck then there's nothing wrong with it because it could go either way and neither player is really at a disadvantage. However if it isn't luck and actually is Greninja being above part of the metagame like I've been saying, then there's a major issue that needs addressed Also, an educated guess still requires skill to make. If you were truly just making a random guess, then you wouldn't even consider Greninja's possible movesets, but you're not, you're using what knowledge you're given to make the best choice you can based on the situation (I think I said that exact line already) The same thing happens all the time with any Pokemon that can have more than one set of coverage moves (EX: Charizard Y may or may not be running Focus Blast, so you make an educated guess that it is because that's fairly common and swap your Normal type out to a Ghost type. You weren't unlucky if you were wrong and it just used Fire Blast) Greninja simply takes this up a notch with it's absolutely massive viable movepool. If mispredicting Greninja is luck, so is mispredicting anything. Greninja is just a lot easier to mispredict than pretty much everything else

...Blood Moon Elise tho. Do want

Indeed it did, but it's been a while, things have changed. I can't say more without spoiling though

You're fine, I practically live for metaphors And I guess I better get working then owo