laggless01

Granted, but both of your legs are amputated due to Gangrene. I wish for delicious macaroons to be cheaper.

Banned for making a dispute about a Naruto character

Try to evolve your grotle, perhaps? Torterra learns EQ when it evolves (lvl32), so that will be very nice to have. Also bring a pokemon that can get rid of corrosive mist (see field effects page), like a Vivillon with gust. A Wormadam-Trash cloak seems very useful, too.

I wanted to give another offer: a quiet nidoran-F with IV's 31/31/31/14/31/31 (Growl/scratch, Hustle ability). With a little love, you get an incredible Physical Offensive father in the Field/Monster egg groups (which have tons of good physical offensive pokemon). The rest of my offers can be seen at page 2. EDIT: I now also have 6 adamant male torchics with 4 perfect IV's, of which 3 have speed boost. Attack IV is at least 26. They are all for trade.

Calm

(It wasn't me, it was the pencil sharpener who said that) Granted, but now an army of pencil sharpeners comes and devours everyone else (but me since I left). I wish for some delicious pie (not American pie).

Granted, but your sister becomes a pencil sharpener, and all she'll hear of you are your cries and the sound of your flesh beint torn off your body. I'm back, rzzzzzz I wish someone would show me a meme about pencil sharpeners

Clefairy

Which got iced by an icy Regice's Ice Beam

Well, I've got that incredible treecko if you want. Can't really work with your system of showing your offers, though, so you'll need to simply tell me which you want to offer. You'll find the details in my previous post (on page 2).

I sense someone being really excited for the next episode... I didn't even have a water type in my first two runs I only trained a greninja after using the trading system in my original file, but I don't really need it (for now). It is monstrous with ice beam, though.

So expect them to tear this thing apart if someone tries to do anything funny with it. I don't really expect it to happen because of that.

Well, there is no 'best one', it kinda depends on your playstyle, what you want from a pokemon...and of course you have to deal with reborn Maybe some good choices are AZUMARRIL, Rotom-W, Floatzel, Clawitzer, Ludicolo, Empoleon, (Kingdra?,) Lanturn, Carracosta, Kabutops, Omastar (hail helix), Walrein, Swampert, Octillery, Sharpedo or Crawdawnt (but you already have a dark type), and I probably missed some others...

I found my answer a bit easier and tastier to eat, tbh

Grass/Rock is something I just thought of out of the top of my head. Just be wary of some r4wring...

Banned for not realizing that you then no longer be a slowpoke, hence changing for a ban I pointed out.

That's pretty dark, but not as dark as the dark Darkrai's Dark Pulse in the dark.

Banned for believing only so much things can evolve at the same time

Who would do that (except the metagame, possibly). Anyways, it gets the chills from Medicham's Ice Punch

Munch-munch-munchlax

So...I've actually got 8 pokemon for offer: Two nidoran(female) with poison point and a gastly with levitate, all with perfect IV's except attack (0). A male ralts called Lunge with Synchronize and IV set 31/29/31/0/31/31, and then just a male magikarp with swift swim (and 31 SpD IV), two froakies (one with protean, but has less goods IV's than the other) and a very special male treecko. The last one has an IV spread of 21/16/31/31/31/31, has Pound/Leer/Leaf Storm/Dragonbreath (I can learn it HP if you want, you can count which one it is), is Timid nature and has Unburden. In return, I desire starters you can't get by events (except torchic and froakie), or good fathers (multiple egg groups with incredible IV's, particulary from water (2 or 3, I'm breeding a Piplup to serve as my water 1-father) and flying egg groups. PM me if you want to trade. I will only be able to do so in the weekends, however. EDIT: the protean froakie and the magikarp are traded away, so I'll need to re-breed the latter to be able to offer them (which I might not).

That makes me think a bit about Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red/Blue Rescue team. If you played it, you probably know which part in the story. A bit similar, don't you think?

YIL I am able to not blow things up in the laboratory, even if there were three possibilities to do so... (proud)

I thought the American government was going to treat the internet as an utility (like water or electricity) frome somewhere around now, if I'm correct. So there's going to be quite the battle for it. Of course, should've thought about that. My mistake. Also, on which side does Google stand? 'Cause if they don't have the ability to control internet speed (like the company that charged Netflix extra), they will lose quite some money (slowing access to Google, even by a bit, think about it...) There's just a huge amount of companies, and pretty much all universities, that will suffer from such laws, so expect some big commotion frankly everywhere when they somehow try that out for a law. The LA riots might get a contendor, then.

Welcome to the forums! About 3D-printing, there's a thread in the Reborn City-section by Eagleby about 3D-printing the badges. About needing love, if you haven't played the game (a lot) yet, then I recommend you in-game to go after Fern for some lovely times...