Felicity

hey is the april fools sotd taken cuz i think i have a good tone setter

Despair seems fitting for whatever prank will be pulled

yo can we have a reborn jeremy kyle show

STEPHEN FY STEPPED DOWN FROM QI A YEAR AND A HALF AGO AND IM LIKE VAT IN THE FROLLICKING FUCK MY GUY

he'd been doing that show for 13 years, more than half my lifetime.

buddy guy friend pal hmu i need a favour not of the saxual variety.

my resting bitch face evolved into latent serial killer face!

SO i made up a random japanese sentence with random words that i half remembered and then put it into google translate. The closest it got was "It was a strange thing I tried" which is fkn fitting

i have select moments where i wonder what I am doing and my answer is always 'Dicking around'

Hi, I'm Adam Lowe and have I got a deal for you! Just submit your bank account details, mothers maiden name and favourite colour to Legitimatebusiness@gmail.com to profit from these exclusive savings!

would you believe i was raised as a pure and innocent catholic boy?

Fie is best, I have decided this.

hey Stephen Colbert is INFP like me thats p cool.

im actually bawling right now goddammit

I see irrefutable evidence as a challenge.

mazel tov

I will debut as a journalist with an article on the production of hentai bcz who knows what the fuck is going on there?

my glasses blur the light to the side so everything looks like it has motion blur.

behold, the list of people who will be bewildered the next time they log on.

my ass hurts

On my preowned monster hunter game there's a save file called Barry that I refuse to delete because it has 200 hours on it and I refuse to destroy that for whoever sold their game. Barry will live on.

I am now Reborns Imouto, fear me.