Qoseph

Let Amoongus solve all your problems. Can take many special attacks, and quite a few physical ones, and heal up with regenerator. Spore is a lovely thing to have, and you'll get plenty of chances to use it since it's such a sweet tank. The typing really comes in handy. Makes a decent counter to Azumarill and Rotom-W. Foul Play is a nice tool to beat down Aegislash. Perfect? No. Good? Somewhat.

Try a tinted-lens Yanmega instead.

Scarfed Imposter Ditto is fantastic. Especially after copying a boosted 'mon.

Banned for anti-nostalgic signature.

It's dark and depressing. Read its pokedex entries and see for yourself. It even just looks depressing. A smiling plushie that nobody wants. I love it. Also it's nice to see that people actually have interesting choices. I thought that everybody would go for Charizard or Lucario.

Banned for huge signature.

Banned for not accepting the fact that you're a fire/water type.

My favorite is Mega-Mawile. My least favorite is a tie between: Mega-Blastoise: All he got was a chin spike and two cannons on his arms. It looks overdesigned. Mega-Gengar: It doesn't look like a ghost anymore, and it looks stupid. Plus, Gengar doesn't need a Mega. Mega-Kangaskhan: First of all it's child abuse. Second of all, Kangaskhan doesn't even evolve, she just gets her kid out of her pouch. Third of all, that's two pokemon in one, so you team can have seven pokemon instead of six. Mega-Mewtwo X: Mewtwo should never be anything but psychic. Mega-Mewtwo Y: It just looks stupid. The original Mewtwo looks much much better. Mega-Absol: They ruined Absol by giving him that ugly bang and wings. The original Absol is much better. Mega-Garchomp: That jaw is creepy.

By the time I noticed it was too late.

Banned for prejudice against certain letters.

It's from the third gen, Barboach. Your post proves my point.

I didn't even remember it existed. I bet that none of you did either. It's kind of like when you say a word often enough, it starts to sound like just a sound. Except it's when you see a Pokemon so little. There are Pokemon like Charizard that you always see, and then there are the others. But this Pokemon in particular, I barely saw at all in all my years. Please shed some love for this poor guy.

Happy Birthday Ikaru, even though I have no idea who the heck you are.

Delphox

Banned for not banning anyone.

Banette. It's a doll thrown away by its owner, that came to life due to its strong hatred towards him/her. It seeks the child that threw it away. The grudge pokemon. It curses people by sticking pins in itself, in order to generate energy. So it can remain alive. Banette brings a dark and mature side to Pokemon like no one else does.

Banned for envy.

Poison knocked snow white out (fairy).

Is that an inside joke? Edit: Nope, just figured it out, it's a disappointing teleport joke. Sigh.

Cyndaquil

Picking out rare variety Uggs. XXXXX

Granted but you lost your motivation for competitive. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Banned for what are you talking about

Banned for only covering one leg in your avatar.

New question: Why is fairy immune to dragon? It's been bugging me for a while.