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That feel when you steal baron nashor as lulu support in a gold-plat 5 level ranked game. Then you proceed to lose the game. Not only that one, 5 out of 7 too, because there is always a guy who gets cocky and throws....

That feel when you use the same trick three times in lane, 2 v 2, and feed your ADC 5 kills (+1 on me) with no one dying on our side. You thought you could kill my Jinx? ult-polymorph- exhaust- double demon fang And thus reached 11 wins out of 12 solo ranked, i wonder if i can hit plat before season 3 ends. =o Icing on the cake would be some stupid win ratio as well, i have to keep it up!

It's kinda neat to know a bit more about each other... So allow me to talk a bit (uh, too much) about myself... I'm a student, living in France, and on his second year post-baccalauréat. I'm following a path a bit different from university; what we call here scientific " classes préparatoires ", so I'm learning a lot of Maths, Physics, but also French-Philosophy and English. I chose such a path because it's the easiest to become an engineer of whichever speciality you want, and i don't know what sort of engineer I'd like to be yet. I'm also lucky enough, masochist, or brave as some may say, to be one of the most famous public "classe préparatoire" in France, so i'm trying to do my best. But it's the most difficult year and i wish i were doing better. q.q How did I even get there, while being lazy as heck and always sleepy? Well, I used to be one of the best students in the nearest middle school, so my family and my teachers kind of pushed me to go to a famous highschool (in fact it's the same school as the current "classe préparatoire", some schools do both), and I like taking on challenges so I gave it a shot, and I did pretty fine back then. And now i'm trying to do a last big effort, because I believe that by trying hard now, i'll be able to be extremely lazy later. Yes, i have some weird way of thinking, but it somehow works pretty often so i'm sticking with my intuition! As you may have guessed, i'm the kind of chill out, introvert, usually silent type of guy who likes having some laugh here and there but prefers to stay at home playing video games than going out. I have very few people i'd refer to as close friends, but i met a very special person, who now lives in Australia... I'm joking very often about getting the best engineer school ever, then tons of cash to fly from France to Australia often only to see her, but i actually wish i could do it. Other than that special person I don't look around me much, and i'm trying to not hurt feelings if a relationship is getting awkward... Not like i'm an interesting person anyway so it happens once every 50th moon *shrugs*, but i do prefer when people around me are happy. And if they're not then I try to listen to them and help them if i can, especially sick people. I'm extremely impressed by my parents' efforts when they came to France around the age of 17-18 and still got the baccalauréat despite not knowing French beforehead, so I'm trying to make them proud as well, and not waste what people see as a potential. And my future self would be very pissed about wasting this opportunity as well, soooo.... ! I have a lot of fun playing video games, and this has been the case since my childhood. Mainly RPG, RTS, a bit of hack&slash, MMORPG and recently LoL. Sometimes i write little stories, or poems, but i never finish my stories for some reason. I relieve my stress by doing this, and i feel extremely comfortable when i'm not stressed. So yup, that should do. By reading what i'm typing, i feel a bit bad because I should feel happy about my life but instead I'm sometimes in a sad mood and i spend way too much time having a break than trying harder to get to the top level, >< But oh well, that's what it is!

I just bought thresh, and damn he looks extremely rewarding, you can never be perfect with such a champ. =o I wonder how he's gonna be in season 4 though with more gold, going AP is not gonna do anything, AD neither, and going full tankiness is pretty meh and would overlap his passive. So maybe 40%CDR/aura/actives could be useful on him, I don't know, we'll see soon enough!

I agree with the fact that both sides are guilty... I was in an infamous middle school and met lots of lazy, class disturbing, not-give-a-damn students, but also had one or two teachers who didn't teach me anything because they were not efficient when they could catch the class attention or they would try to have that class attention. I've had some very friendly and better teachers though and i'm still takling to them! But there is more to the students/teachers problem. The parents, and also in most cases, the education system itself are extremely important factors here.... i'll take my own country (France) as an example. In France it's undeniable that middle school and highschool are becoming easier, for the sake of having the mighty " 80% of the students gets the baccalauréat each year yayyyy", so even if you loaf around for the majority of those years it's still easy to catch up. Most of the parents here don't push their children enough so they either don't work enough at home, or they don't understand something and fall behind. Some parents don't care at all and will even scold the teachers for trying to get them on the road. And the student him/herself is too young to comprehend that, well, it gets real after the baccalauréat, if you have a terrible school record, you won't have many choices. There are exceptions, of course, like students who don't have the studying environment at home, but even then it's not related to teachers/students only. And about the education system, we're trying to get a best of all things here, taking the "more activities in the afternoon" in middle school from Germany for example, while decreasing theorical stuff to teach more about oral presentation and all-around culture. Eventhough we're reaching a point where a lot of French people can't even write in their own language without a massive amount of spelling and grammar mistakes (disregarding recent foreigners). Sometimes it can get pretty ridiculous. In the physics&chemistry test for the ""scientific path"" baccalauréat, you have a little part where you read an article and you have to sum it up in a short paragraph. What the heck? And I learned much more in post-baccalauréat anyways, so why not give people some theorical stuff so that they can understand what they find in books or the internet?! >< It saddens me because now people feel like they should make their children go to private schools if they can't get into higher-famed (but selective) public schools to avoid "bad teachers" and "riff-raff". I got from an infamous middle school, the name of which appeared on TV due to a student stabbing another one (non-lethal luckily) with a screwdriver because of a love rivalry to a selective public highschool and it's like different worlds. So yup, there is definitely something wrong in the ducation system itself, but what to do....?

Such... evil... But would make the most sense.

.... I just hope multicast glitch doesn't work anymore. Have you ever play against a rengar who won a kha zix head (ie. max stacks necklace) with a sword of the divine... as a support? You're like " 5/8 wards the drums are getting louder oh god what do i do i must pink baron, quickly * DONG rengar appears near a green ward on the minimap * oh god i must run but i have to pink it i have to *focuusssssssssssssssss* HAAAAAA ". Still won that one, damn you stupid kitty. q_q And nooo i don't want free lulu i don't want people to pick her before meeeeee T.T

Hello, Hmm how about making Psyduck (somehow) easily obtainable around the ice gym plot/city, instead of a game corner prize? And add an NPC quote saying hey you know there are some Pokemon who can alter weather or annihilate it, i don't know? Sun makes it a bit too easy, but Cloud Nine (no i'm not refering to the NA team!) can be a solution... I cried a bit when i got a lot of crits in my face in the early stage of the game but it was pure unluckiness. Sometimes you'll get haxed, sometimes we just get 3 crits in a row and sweep a gym, but it just won't happen often.

That feel when you're 0/0/7 as Lulu and you can only watch your teamates outplaying themselves, not able to do a single thing to come back into the game (luckily it was a normal game). Vision? Their Thresh has an Oracle and i just could barely afford mobility boots. I'm the only one buying wards. Timers? I only have the one on drake, everything else gets stolenin our side of the map anyway. Ended up 0/1/7 by facechecking Baron. Yup, i'm really looking for those season 4 changes. xD

The utility ratios won't be that high though, look at Sona for example, you give more stats to your whole team; it'd be a massive power boost. We'll see with the items coming up. I feel like bot lane ganks at lvl 3 are going to be very common with the revealing/baits you can do.

Soooo, i decided to start solo queue ranked today, because it's the beginning of a 2-week break. And rush my 10 games from 4 PM to 2 AM, hour in which i'm writing this. The 1st ranked was a actually 4 vs 5. Our jungler never reconnected. I was Wukong, got 9/1/2 and made them all five of them surrender at 20'16". I got hyped and kept this up, with some breaks to eat, drink, watch vids, music.... I was feeling more and more hyped after each game... And here is the final result. I have other screenshots for some of the awesome games i had, but i don't feel like braging about those. This one will say enough. If i played with some of you in those games, i thank you for the games. NB: The only game where i saw non negligeable toxicity is my 10th, their blitz kinda gave up. Our trist was not caring anymore and was killing people around, adding salt to injury. Nb 2. : Huh, Lolking still displays my 3 v 3 stats in victories and losses. And i can't check my stats for solo queue only ><

Hmmm, maybe you could use a Gyarados instead of Spinda or Mr Mime in this gym. Just watch out for Rotom and you'll be all fine with that monster. =p

Assist pool is 50% of the original bounty, the pool is shared equally to everybody getting an assist. Do consider that summoners and buffs are worth something too (especially flash), as long as exp (especially if there is a huuuge wave eaten by a turret). Edit (don't want to double post!) : that feel when you start at 0/2/1 as Lulu and your own stupidity gave first blood, then your team is getting owned eveywhere (2-8 kills with them having snowball-ish champs), then you pull things together, ping, time everything, catch off people, save people, and eventually win with a score of 1/2/23. It was a normal game with people with gold 1 - diamond 1 rankings, such intensity. ><

That feel when you just want to go ham as riven in dominion, but instead you face a diamond 2 lee sin at bot lane... q___q Still killed him pre 6 without using summoners but then he proceeded to build tons of life steal and made me feel utterly weak when my ult is down. .. Oh well at least i feel that i'm improving >_<

Maybe Trubbish with Toxic Spikes can help you if you can't defeat her by brute force. Or Gyarados with Dragon Rage.

QSS is good on any AP assassin. You can't compare it with Zhonya, as the later is also used to get your CD refreshed. Hell i'd buy an AD version of Zhonya AND QSS all the time on any bruiser if i could. Do consider than the CC you're eating (while hitting their backline or blocking their frontline) is probably not gonna hit your team. I'm afraid for Ahri players... Season 4 is changing (or, should be changing) supports build path and make them more than wards/oracle bots, so probably less squishy, but the changes made for Ahri make her burst horrible... I was browsing US forums and got to see some graphs: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3941027 (and the guy also has the formula for liandry actual damage so that's good =p), and you basically have worse damage than before when you get more than DFG+ a doran's ring. Also DFG being essential to get some burst if you want to assassinate someone, and at the same time having less AoE damage... Yeah i don't know what the balance team's smoking.

Damn, you can keep refreshing Pow Pow stacks by switching pretty quickly, thus rewarding quick-thinking decisionmaking too... o_o I'm sooo gonna buy this champ xD I'm kinda curious for season 4 changes regarding support and jungle though. It's silly how spending all your money on wards is the best way to spend your gold, making you relying on your team even more ( outside of 5 members premade)....

We're getting more and more crazy people, that's good =p Welcome!

Yarr, welcome on the boat! Hope you enjoy your time here!

Huh. This shutdown surprised me a bit (i live in France) and there is little information about this going on. Or maybe that's because i don't watch TV (no thanks, really!). This kind of disagreements leading to tough consequences also happen in other countries. And sometimes it's only for the sake of disagreeing, we can thank today's communication based on bias and scandals for this to happen... Maybe I'm dumb but sometimes i think we should send back some rationality to politics.. And people believing that some stuff is gonna work are even worse. Like saying hey we are reducing the amount of students per class in middleschool, but first we're gonna lay off some teachers (coz if i eat your cookies it means you can eat more, right? *nomnomnom* RIGHT?). Then the next government: hey let's recruit tons of teachers, and oh look, imma reduce the oil price. For one month. And the oil price is like 99,3141592% tax anyway. I'm going to save 3€ and spend a total of 10€ elsewhere, but i'm happy, coz they say i gain more, durr. ><"

Dayum, that's a good one. Better than average IV's everywhere would make this thing insane.

... I'm happy it's working for people going for it, I'd have been torn to pieces if I screwed up the last breeding steps. ><' Nice one! At this point you can go for the nature as well, just be sure to not forget the moves by leveling up when you run around.

I wouldn't say that. Pretty sure some of us are secretly evil and plan on ruling the world. And first, we'll steal all your cookies jars. Oh and uh-welcome!

Dang it, my master plan is ruined q__q Well, we can still troll people with buying random stuff while being dead then sell back. You thought i got 3 wards and placed one? Nope, got only two. ;p