Garnet.

Ha... We're similar then. I wanna live in Japan, and I want to be an engineer. Not the same thing, I could really care less about cars, I mean I'm glad they're here, but, I don't need to be all specific about it. I want to be an engineer cause it feels good to fix stuff. I mean, I don't really have any kind of reason for moving to Japan. I just, kind of... want to. I mean, it's not like I'm moving cause I think lots of people in Japan watch tons of anime, that's an ignorant think to say, but I know I don't like it in America much myself. I mean, it's my place of residence, but I can't move out for another three years at BEST, but I'm definitely not gonna have that much money once I turn 18. That's not even what I came to rant about. It's about my dad. He's only got a few more years to live, unless he gets his shit together. But I know he won't. He doesn't make a conscious effort. He thinks it's funny, that he's scraped death three times. It's hilarious, right? Ha ha ha! No. I can't even say anything to him. Where could I start? He has to get a surgery, and we have enough money to get it. Even though it's 90% covered by insurance, we'd still have to pay 1500, but we can do it in payments, every month, and I'd have a father until my kids are born. But at this rate... I won't be able to let my children see their granddad, save for pictures. We won't be able to take anymore family pictures. My mother's also got problems, but it's heart problems, she was born with them. But she's doing things. My dad is just cruising, the very thing he told me not to do. What am I supposed to tell him? "If you keep this up, you won't be able to see your grandchildren"? "I don't know how I would cope with your death"? I'm not that kid. I'm not the kid who's gone through harsh things. I'm not the one who's missing a parent. I'm not the one who's been abused, or has emotional scars or trauma. But this worries me. I usually don't have anything to complain about, but dammit, I feel so helpless! I can't even do anything to save my own father's life! I can't help him, and neither can anyone else! My mother's given up on forcing him to do anything, cause he'd do things at his own pace, no matter what we told him, and... I'm powerless. There's nothing I can do. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. My mom even said that if he does get his shit in order, there'd be no reason for her to say. "It'd be a miracle from God if I stayed." I'm not even a christian. I don't really believe in God/s, but I also don't think it's impossible there is one out there. I can't pray that something good will happen, cause even if I do, it wouldn't be sincere, and I probably wouldn't believe in it. The only thing I could do is make things work my way, but how? What can I do? I'm fifteen. I can't do anything. This isn't like me at all but... It just hurts to know that I'll be fatherless in a few years. I'm helpless to whatever happens next. There won't have been a thing I could have done to change it. That's what hurts the most. I watched it all unfold since I was born, and I can watch it end, but only silently. I can only watch.

Hey. That's offensive. I mean, I agree, but it's still offensive. Banned for being right.

Unfortunately, my summer break actually does end in, like, one week. It doesn't mean anything to me, really, I'm just throwing it out there. I'm looking forward to the update. I got through the latest episode, like, a week ago.

that sounds painful. Really painful. Incredibly painful. Banned for implying a turtle has nostril hair

Er... Welcome! Which youtuber did you see that started it?

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you have to use magic to chill in your own forum? That's cold, yo. Well, I like too many pokemon. Like, all of them. I love them. But, um... if I had to choose... Legendary: Mew. The original God of Pokemon (at least in my eyes). Cause, I mean, it had DNA from every Pokemon, and could transform based off of memory, and like... Point is, Mew is the coolest. My second would have to be Sky Shaymin or Darkrai. They're pretty damn awesome too. Non Legendary: Flygon, Gallade, Zoroark, Darmanitan, and Escavalier. Flygon looks really cool, and one of my close friends used to love it. He left me, so it's kind of a memento. Gallade is powerful as hell, man. Also, it's one of the first Pokemon I used in Platinum, and it looks awesome. Blade arms? Helllllll yea. Zoroark is just overall cool looking, it's got that nifty illusion ability, and it's fun to trick people, and you can neeeeever really know when it's out or not. Ushishishishi Darmanitan is the most powerful being ever. Period. Escavalier looks pretty cool, and I remember drawing a picture where I turned it into a human. It looked pretty sick. It's also mad powerful, I managed to get one in my first White 2 playthrough. It was powerful as hell. I think if I had to choose one though, it'd be Flygon. Flygon is mad cool, yo.

ooh. This looks fun. Count me in, yo.

Banned because how do you know Lucifer is a demon? Did you ask him if he was a demon? Did he tell you? And if you say he did, so help me, I won't do a damn thing. You better believe it too.

yeah, this game'll do that to you. Before you know it, your guys will be ridiculously powerful, and the gym leaders are nearly the same level. You get lots of experience in the battle, so your high level guys become a liability. Good job, yo. Rini is a toughie.

I know it's not club penguin, I was making a quip, cause you said dancing flame alchemist and it seemed like a quip because the emote an-- ok. Banned for not understanding the quip

Sorry, buddy. At this point in the game, neither Magnezone nor Dusknoir is obtainable in-game. It'll be implemented in a later episode, so you can expect it later.

Why, so we can get diabetes? Or are you trying to steal our hearts with food? kidding, kidding. Althouuuuuuugh, they do say the quickest way into a man's heart is through food~ That's cool though. I could never go out on a boat, but it's a really cool occupation. Welcome and stuffs.

Magnemite/Ton don't evolve through trading, they traditionally evolve through level up at that one mountain. I dunno what that place might be, though. For Dusclops, if it's possible to get a reaper cloth, if you have it hold a reaper cloth, then use your link stone it should evolve.

Really, it's only a yes or no question, it's not like the character is actually you. You beg, you get out. Anyhow, I heard if you walk around for a bit, or wait or something like that, someone'll unlock the door, although I don't really know. I chose yes to whatever he said.

Dat Hitler stache doe. @Mael: What ever could you be talking about?

Banned for club penguin avatar.

Trainer's Name(s): Spade, Black (star character), Naruto, Kirito, more anime names, etc etc, Gary on rare occasions Ever "caught 'em all": Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll no! Too much damn time and effort to be put in, I just wanna beat the elite four, but more than that I want to beat up the guy who forced me to do this, what if I just wanted to live a peaceful life with pokemon, huh? HUH!? Games Played: All of them, but I've only beaten one of each color. Spin-off games played: PMD Red, Sky, & Gates, Rumble, Pokepark I and II, and like, 2 minutes of Trozei, and I thought, "Man, Trozei sucks." I didn't like it ok. Any TCG decks: I have a bunch of Pokemon Cards, and I recall looking at the TCG Rules, and the person I was playing with was with me, and we looked at each other, we were like "These rules are shit." and not just because we didn't have all those cards but that was 90% of the reason so we made our own rules. Playing by our rules were fun, although I'm sure there are gaps in places, but it's still fun Favorite Generation for Pokémon: Well, let's see. I'd have to say 4th or 5th gen cause most of my favorite pokemon are from there. Sadly I don't remember my Pokemon Crystal Days, and Gen 3 didn't have lots of pokemon I liked, for some reason, even though it was my first game (it'd been like, 5 years since I picked up a pokemon game) and just 5th gen in general grew on me, but I eventually started to find nearly every pokemon in 5th gen as awesome. 4th gen was great too. I can't really decide. Favorite Generation for Games: 5th gen, bw2 was fuckin' awesome... for many reasons. Favorite Game: umumumum, Platinum. Platinum was like, the start of my understanding of pokemon. And the distortion world and everything, the first time I ever played it, it was like I was actually inside the game. It was an adventure among adventures! Favorite Spin-off game: PMD sky. Story and Music was great. Gameplay was pretty cool too. Um, next would be Pokepark II, even though the story is kind of childish, I liked the gameplay a lot, cause you could beat up on random stunfisk just cause. Still waiting for a pokemon fighting-style game. An official one, that is. Pokémon that needs to exist: I have an image for this, but I'm too lazy to grab it. It's a speculation of what Chespin will evolve into, it's beyond badass. Pause. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/008/5/7/chespin_evolution_tree__by_causeimdanjones-d5qwsno.jpg Pokémon that needs to not exist: Medicham, because Gallade is cooler, we don't need two guys with the same type. Even though medicham came first, Gallade is infinitely cooler so like year gtfo medicham. Dream PokéJob (breeder, elite four, etc): er... Breeder/Champion Currently Playing: Atm? Glazed Version and Reborn. Favourite Pokémon: At this very specific point in time, Zoroark, but that changes by the day. I'm not kidding, I like all of them too much. Favourite Starter: Chespin, and it hasn't even been released yet (as far as evolutions go). Other than that, Probably Treeko, Chimchar, or Oshawott If you could have anything for a starter: ANYTHING? Zorua and/or Darumaka. Darukama is powerful, man. Zorua is also really cool, but Darumaka is powerful. Favourite Pokémon Song: Pokerap done by shofu or Shizzy Sixx and/or their buddies is fucking great. Anything by them is awesome. Favourite Kanto Leader/E4: Green. (Aka Gary) Favourite Johto Leader/E4: Claire. HA! SIKE, SHE A BITCH WHO AIN'T WANNA GIVE ME MY BADGE EVEN THOUGH I BEAT HER ASS INTO NEXT WEEK AND BY THAT I MEAN I ALMOST LOST ALL OF MY GUYS EXCEPT ONE AND I ONLY LIVED BECAUSE I'M ENTIRELY TOO LUCKY AHAHAHAHA!! Um I think my favorite Johto leader is Morty, cause he's just cool, and Will is my Favorite e4 cause his room looks dope as fuck Favourite Hoenn Leader/E4: Norman and Steven, cause of what happened in the manga. That made them so much cooler you don't even know Favourite Sinnoh Leader/E4: VOLKNER AND FLINT! jfnvjusdfngvbjusdhn THEY ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN ALL OF POKEMON GAMES. They're so cool man. Favourite Leader/E4 overall: Volker and Flint. Thoughts/performance on (Super)Contests/Pokéthon: Stupidpointlessgaydumbfduhsnfuhdsnilostalotokit'snotactuallythatbadijustsuck. Uh, it's alright. As long as you're not forced to participate. Like the damn Pokestar Studios thing. Favourite Pokémon Movie: Pokemon the Movie 2000. It was cool man. Favourite Animé Episode: I don't watch the anime. Favourite Type: Varies from Gen to Gen, but right now, I'd say it's Dark. Dark Types are cool. Favourite Strategies: OFFENSE, AKA I WALK INTO YO SHIT AND FUCK EVERYTHING UP, NO FUCKIN' AROUND, WE GO HARD OR GO HOME, DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT RETALIATION IF YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD Favourite Characters: Volkner, Flint, Morty, Steven, Norman, Dia, Pearl, Hugh/Hue/Hyu, shofu If I may, I have to add FUCK Wallace, I never liked him. xD

Um, welcome here I guess. Neat nicknames.