>Insert generic anime character wave<
My name is Spade (real name unknown) and I... I um.... I...
/pulls out instruction manual
Okay so I got it. But I don't need any guide to introduce myself, cause I'm a real man, AND REAL MEN DON'T USE GUIDES CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT AND NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR LIP--
okay I need to stop.
Anyway, my name is Spade. Hi. I like to eat ice cream and salad. Of course, not at the same time, but...
Have you ever had meat in your salad? It's freaking amazing. Like, who thought of that?
Anyway, I have been playing Pokemon since Gold version. People are always like "Red, Blue, Yellow!" but no. I liked Gold and Silver better than Red and Blue anyway. 16 badges, two regions, Typhlosion. How do you deny something like that?
Um, let's see. I like playing RPG games. I've played like, 4 Final Fantasy games, almost all of the Kingdom Hearts games (I've never beaten them, but I've played One, COM, 358, 3D, and Re:coded, and I've only beaten KH 2 and BBS xD) and a few other games that I like. I have Naruto NS3 and Tekken, cause my dad forces me to play Tekken and I have to kick his ass (cause I always talk trash, and nothing's worse than talking trash and getting whooped). Anyhow, I've beaten every generation of Pokemon (although I haven't beaten B/W2 yet, cause I FREAKING LOST MY SAVE FILE THREE TIMES so I'm over it. But that's still gen 5 so I can still say I've beaten every generation of Pokemon). I've played a few Pokemon hacks, (well, like, a lot but that's not the point), and I started to make my own but then I kind of stopped caring but I do work on it occasionally.
My favorite Pokemon type would have to be Dark, cause Dark types are just freakin' cool. I mean, sure it's not manly to use illusions, but Illusion magic is pretty cool cause... stuff. And Dark types have Darkrai and Scrafty and Zoroark and... there're too many to name. They've got some cool dudes though. My favorite Pokemon... I don't really think I can answer that. Right now though, my favorite guy is this little critter.
And that's why. Tell me he doesn't look badass. LOOK ME IN MY RIGHT EYE AND TELL ME HE DOESN'T LOOK BADASS.
That's what I thought.
So, there you have it. I did it. This is probably the longest introduction post I've ever written in my life.
Oh, and I'm playing Reborn (though, that's probably obvious), and I must say. Excellent writing, my dear. But these gym battles keep messing me up, cause the only guys I have that can take the gym leader are always above the cap, so I'll be in a corner and then my guy won't listen to me and I die. In fact, the only reason I beat Rini is cause of pure luck xD; I'm currently trying to fight Shade, but he's just too powerful mayne. I like how there's no guides either, cause that makes everything more fun and more challenging. Like, I'm sure a lot of people hated that one old guy who gives you this long quiz about a region you don't know about, but I liked it. It was informing, to say the least. I like learning about things, I guess. Although I was kind of upset he only gave you a togepi egg. I don't even like Togepi. It looks like a lazy dude who just didn't feel like coming out of his egg so he just kind of chilled in there.
OK. I'M DONE. I promise. It's nice to meet everyone. c: