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  1. First, my brother got COVID back in June, then I got COVID, then my sister-in-law got COVID. And to top it all off, my dad over in Arizona died of COVID in early August. This has not been a good year for me.

    1. Chrixai

      Chrixai

      I'm sorry for your family and your dad... 😞 I hope you're doing ok.

  2. I'm laughing my ass off. My next door neighbors got their son a miniature horse for Christmas. Does anyone else see the thematic irony here?

    1. Maelstrom
    2. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Little girls asking for ponies for Christmas is a stereotype. They got their son a miniature horse for Christmas. Think about it.

    3. Skullkin

      Skullkin

      Because that's so much more manly than a pony.

  3. Started from beginning on the current update. Is there supposed to be no field effect for the first gym or is that a new bug?

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    2. Tacos

      Tacos

      You should probably make a topic about that in Bug Reporting

    3. mde2001

      mde2001

      Yeah, I'd be interested to see your save file.

    4. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      I'll do it tomorrow, when I have the time. And I seriously doubt it's how I played it. I basically just did what most people normally do- get good pokemon, and grind them until they're strong enough to battle with.

  4. AHAHAHAHAH! I HAVE RETURNED! And now that I rise from the depths of insanity, I will start the game over from scratch! Every day, after I write up my Digimon quests, I will play the game for a few hours, and see where it takes me. MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  5. My friend came back, my grandmother died, and my school is getting $1,000,000 to renovate the computer courses. It's been an eventful and emotional month for me.

  6. *goes out to dinner with family's friends* *cannot relate to any topics of discussion* *pulls out phone to play a game* *is looked at like I just kicked a puppy* *is told that it's rude to play games on mute when in a conversation with others* *explains that I'm not part of the conversation as I don't know anything about the topics* *is told that it's still rude and that I should put it away* *begrudgingly puts phone away* *still can't contribute to conversation* *an h...

    1. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Whoops, slight typo- pretend that "on mute mode" was written after the first mention of "game"

    2. Neo

      Neo

      Still rude, yo. L2Socialnorms.

    3. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Half of it got cut off. You didn't see the part where parents couldn't come up with a reason for it being rude.

  7. My brother is 25 years old, and he has a beard for the sole purpose of keeping middle school girls from hitting on him. Apparently, blatant signs of balding wasn't enough to convince them he was an adult.

  8. I haven't been able to contact my friend since August. No email replies, no facebook (that I know of), no responses on her fanfiction.net PM board. I'm really worried, and I'm suddenly reminded of her every time I see someone praise her fanfiction.

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    2. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Oh goddammit. I was looking for advice on how to deal with it, not start this "obligation-no obligation" sort of thing. I am fully aware there is little I can do to get back in contact with her. And I wouldn't call 2 years of near constant chat and beta reading a "fleeting moment".

    3. Neo

      Neo

      You just move the fuck on. Your internet bae moved on. Do the same.

    4. acstaton99

      acstaton99

      Neo, I have been there. It is best to hope for the best but prepare for the worst. I had a girl named Amelia we talked online and skyped for 2 years and then Poof She was gone. I never heard from her. I still pray she'll say something. I know how you feel brother and Neo, Not to be a jerk, but You can't just "move the fuck on". If it was anything meaningful it will be hard to be let go.

  9. What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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    2. Neo

      Neo

      THROW HIM IN THE BRIG TIL HE'S SOBER

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

    4. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      EARLY IN THE MORNIN'

  10. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No Douglas Adams references, please.

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    2. Amethyst

      Amethyst

      How you gonna ask us not to reference him when you quotin' the title of his book

    3. Bearadactyl

      Bearadactyl

      Pie. The answer is always Pie.

    4. Magus
  11. One does not simply WALK into Mordor- one STRUTS in like a goddamn peacock who thinks he owns the place in a massive orgy of mixed metaphors and mistaken identity.

  12. Things I learned from Pawn Stars- Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were bitter rivals. When it was being decided whether to implement AC or DC for home electricity, Edison invented the precursor to the electric chair and shocked elephants to death to prove how lethal AC could be.

    1. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Furthermore, when Edison tried to prevent Tesla from using his light bulbs, Tesla invented the fluorescent light bulb in response.

    2. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Okay, that must've been a good episode of pawn stars.

  13. My computer just had a BSoD, and now it's running like the day I got it. No more Windows Update errors, no more sudden program errors, and now it's running faster than ever. What.

    1. Tempest

      Tempest

      Only thing I could think of is if you had some malware, the BSoD could have destroyed it if was buried in your processes. Still I've never heard of it.

  14. Finagle's Law is targetting me a lot lately. I have to choose between a 2DS, a laptop, upgrading my computer, or a PS4. I can only get 1. DAMMIT, IF ONLY KINGDOM HEARTS 3 WASN'T COMING OUT IN MARCH I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS DILEMMA!

  15. I seriously. Just. Cannot. Understand. Prejudice based on racial, social, religious, or any other kind of reason that is not directly tied to [relevant subject at hand].

  16. Anyone know what the level cap for 7 badges is? I wanna know how strong I can make my pokemon before going up against Ditto-Arceus.

  17. I just took apart my dryer, fixed it, put it back together, and now it runs like the day we got it. What have you guys done today?

  18. Internet Explorer now has a mahou shoujo anime mascot. Wut. www.internetexplorertan.com/home/

  19. So my dryer broke, with my clothes still not dry, and now they're all air drying in my bathroom. And I didn't have enough hangers. And we don't have any money to fix the dryer. And now my stepdad is going ballistic, and we all need to go to sleep. FML.

  20. So my stepdad just wasted my entire day cleaning things that were already clean, fully aware that I had schoolwork I needed to catch up on. And he's the one who threatened to stop taking me to my classes if even one assignment was not turned in by Monday. FML.

    1. EggtasticTaco

      EggtasticTaco

      If that wasn't your stepdad I could swear you were me.

  21. "Snorlax is not nearly fat enough to play Honey Boo Boo's mom."

  22. Just discovered that 3DS emulators do, in fact, exist. And that you need a quad-core processor to use it. Which pretty much defeats the purpose of using an emulator.

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    2. Ringabel

      Ringabel

      The hills are alive with the smell of bullshit!

    3. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      Do you have any idea how much a computer with a quad core processor costs, assuming decent enough specifications to run the things you want? More than the $120 for a 2DS, that's for sure.

    4. Requieon

      Requieon

      Oh I see what you mean, I wasn't thinking abou those who wouldn't have that to start with. I have a six core that I got for 500 anyway, so since that's my reg comp, playing something that needs a quad or better isn't an issue, I already have it.

  23. My iPhone suddenly stopped working for no apparent reason. WTF?

    1. Ringabel

      Ringabel

      No APP-arent reason. Sorry but i can't help you there.

    2. Neo

      Neo

      Define 'stopped working'

    3. NeoDarklight

      NeoDarklight

      It wouldn't turn on at all, or do anything really. It was practically dead.

      Apparently, it was a glitch that sometimes occurs when you forget to turn off excess apps sometimes. To fix it, you have to plug it in to your computer and hold both the power button and the main menu button at the same time. For some reason, the battery will be drained to exactly 20%, even if it was left plugged in at full charge overnight, which is what happened to me. So yeah. Apps I haven't acce...

  24. Mrrr! When will I have the money for a freaking 2DS and Pokemon X? Dammit!

  25. *grumbles* I hate my life right now. Why does all this shit have to happen to me?

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