Bearadactyl

Fern: Try not to slow me down! -Spams Water Sport the Entire Battle.-

So after some time of looking for a Poison theme for Pokémon Online... I've had to settle for Chandelure. At least it's a Pokémon in my top five favorites.

Now to find a Koffing... Is there one before the Byxbysion Wasteland?

So, guys. Is buying the ridiculously over-priced Magikarp worth it?

So, I turned a raging console war in to a peaceful discussion of unified gamers. I believe I have won the internet for the day.

So, I get to the State of Decay End Game portion of the game. I think things will just sort of breeze over as they hav from the beginning. Special Infected spawning at the frequency of regular infected say: How about a Fuck You Burger, with a side of Eat My Dick instead?

That moment when you, the Black Sheep of the family, disliked by even your mother; is the only who isn't a fuck up amongst her children.

I'm thinking of setting up a Halo Game Night with this community, and my own little Facebook following. Thoughts? Anyone interested?

Lightning Flag is the worst gametype in Halo history.

State of Decay is probably one of the best games I have ever played in the entirety of my life.

So, I'm bigger than Charizard by Canonical standards. However, I can still ride on my bro Feraligatr's back.

Protip: Girls, if some guy you've never met before starts laying it on thick on your Tumblr/Facebook/Instawhore/Whatever; in an attempt to make you feel special. He doesn't mean any of it. He just wants your chest fat.

And the tears come streaming down your face. When you lose something you can't replace. When you love someone, but it goes to waste. Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home, And ignite your bones. And I will try to fix you. And high up above or down below, When you're too in love to let it go. But if you never try you'll never know, Just what you're worth. Lights will guide you home, And ignite your bones. And I will try to fix you.

How disappointing that the Pokémon TCG Online game follows a pay to win format...

You know what? I fold. Arguing with a zealous gamer is as bad, if not worse than arguing with a religious zealot. Microsoft "makes a mistake," and the internet goes in to a frenzy demanding a change. They make the change. "They only did it for the money, they don't care about the consumer!" God damn it, get the fuck over yourselves already. The introduction of this generation, and the way people are acting, makes me want to kill myself.

Well, today is a wonderful day. I wake up, to my mother screaming at the top of her lungs like a child because my sister and her had a disagreement. Once more, she's throwing the old "I'm your mtoher so I instantly get your respect" card... Respect is earned and not given. When you parade about and give everyone around you hell because you don't get your way, you lose respect. When you've been alive over forty years, and your first reaction is to stomp and scream... Th...

So, to tell you about the relationship I have with one side of my family. What I believe to be the last conversation I will ever have with my older brother ended with me telling him to kill himself.

For the record. I don't recommend ever drinking a Monster BFC in one sitting. No matter how much your friends may pressure you. You'll feel like jittery shit as a result of it. That is all. This has been a PSA brought to you by Muk.

People tell me I should update my Pokémon TCG deck to the current Gen. My Neo Revelation Golbat and Team Rocket Dark Arbok say fuck you. The furthest my deck goes up to is EX Team Rocket Returns. My faithful friends have served me well up to this point, why would I ever abandon them?

Misinformation is the bane of all intelligent discussion.