Jelly

if yall dont get outta here wit that nerd shit i swearta god

ok bro you didnt have to go there

bagel talked shit at me so now captain breakfast > lord bagel

more stuff for my commander decks

me

got a jtms at my ema draft suck it boys

hbd thunderinuki

do me do me

me ft. dog filter

i dont ever really recall seeing you on the forums but i think you're pretty cool from what i can tell from your posts in the nightclub cmon man i even prefaced that list with "tired" i'd probably but quite a few in front of kendrick and probably not even include chance in a real top 10 list tho. im just too lazy to go back and fix it now lmao i vaguely remember that lol. i think you're a solid dude from what i can tell and i like how you bring positive vibes to this place. keep on keeping on my dude

keep in mind hycrox, the purpose of rating a team is to try to not change the team too much while keeping the original idea in tact. your suggestion to replace basically every member is not constructive at all and is in fact detrimental for users looking for examples on how to rate a team. anyway, since this team is pretty bulky, im going to suggest to take it into a more semi-stall direction. i would change your magmortar to assault vest to soak special hits and take pressure off of audino. Magmortar @ Assault Vest Ability: Vital Spirit EVs: 64 HP / 252 SpA / 192 Spe Modest Nature - Fire Blast - Thunderbolt - Hidden Power [Grass] - Earthquake and since having two assault vest users on one team is subpar and that kecleon isnt a very good user of av anyway, i'd change him to a mixed set to help weaken opposing walls. Kecleon @ Life Orb Ability: Protean EVs: 192 Atk / 200 SpA / 116 Spe Mild Nature - Fire Blast - Sucker Punch - Iron Tail - Grass Knot and since you just bend over to tauros, having something that can soak physical attacks wouldnt be too bad. luckily, rotom-s does this very well. i'd suggest changing the set to a physically defensive set. Rotom-Fan @ Leftovers Ability: Levitate EVs: 248 HP / 240 Def / 20 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Will-O-Wisp - Air Slash - Volt Switch - Pain Split this will help you beat the likes of scyther and klinklang while helping you take on tauros as well. i'd also like to suggest changing the set on claydol. screens dont really help anything on this team since nothing sets up, so you might just want to change it to a regular offensive spinner to dish out even more damage to the opposing team. Claydol @ Colbur Berry Ability: Levitate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rapid Spin - Earth Power - Psyshock - Stealth Rock i'd also suggest slightly changing your audino's moves and ev's to help it do more than just die any time it comes in Audino @ Audinite Ability: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 208 Def / 48 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Dazzling Gleam - Wish - Heal Bell - Calm Mind i would however suggest changing out beeheyem for another pokemon. while he does hit hard, he doesnt really sweep through teams which is something this team desperately needs. it has 5/6 members for a solid team for supporting a setup sweeper it it just missing that one vital piece. i would suggest a bulky setup scyther to break through mons that can come in on the rest of your team. Scyther @ Eviolite Ability: Technician EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Swords Dance - U-turn - Aerial Ace - Roost and that's it! if you followed all these changes the team should look like the following:

do me

thanks my man. i really dont know what to think of you. you're a positive person though so you're a-okay in my book. ayy what's good nvm i hate you, you dirty memer

step1: disregard all authority that's it that's all you need

i feel like this is most people's opinion of me.

it is me jelly. man over all the years i'd say at least 400 dominance. i really really worry about you sometimes. like are you okay?

thanks dude. i know being in Upsidedownland makes it hard for you to interact with us Best Country users but im glad youve stuck around the forums. you're a v nice dude and i wish you the best

im not i suck at mons lol

that's not a question but im going to assume you asked "why are you so much better than me at mons?" in which case, the answer is simple. you suck.

me

thanks viri. i think you're a swell dude. i like the mega ideas you put into the ao chat and i think you're way too smart to be on pokemon forums hmmmmmmmmmmm a v short story: i used to go by random alts because i was twelve and thought the name "thatoneguy" was cool or something. then i went to reborn and settled on "Jellyman" which over time just got shortened to "Jelly" hi bagel you stink thank you thank you. as an aside, when i was thinking of what to do for my 2k post i went back to my 1k and was horrified by what i saw so. thanks duder. if we're being honest i think you're a bit cringey. but then again you are very young and people mature very quickly throughout their teenage years so im looking forward to seeing the member you will become in a year's time. if im being honest it's because i dont think we've ever had an actual conversation. i really appreciate what you've done for this place over the years and welcome you as a figure in the community i just dont think we were ever that close mael word vomit + keyboard = ??? thanks you it means a lot to me

hmmm i guess i can make a quick top 5 with very little explaination as i just woke up for some midnight milk n cookies. 5. mf doom - i love the way he'll say a joke and make the punchline in the same bar it's astounding. 4. chance - ive been way on chance since 10 day and he hasnt stopped impressing me since. i feel like his stuff is v "new aged" rap and heavily gospel influenced which makes it sound kinda "homey" if you catch my drift 3. jay-z - ive said what i thought about jay in the other thread. i feel like he paved the way for a lot of these new artists to be more expressive and creative on beats. 2. nas - the only reason nas isnt #1 on my list is because he really never quite lived up to anything post-illmatic. it was probably the highest watermark ever set for anyone and i dont think anyone will come close to illmatic. 1. kendrick - i really really like kendrick. honestly when i listen to his stuff i get a bit nostalgic because it sounds a lot like what my dad listened to when i was growing up. i really love the imagery in all his songs and a lot of it connects with how i grew up. poor and scared and in the hood. luckily it wasnt a particularly bad neighborhood like compton but still. money trees is my absolute favorite rap song.

i wonder what i will be :^)

i couldnt think of anything very special for my 2k post but since im a fan of big numbers and an ever bigger occasion, my 4 year anniversary on these forums, i figured i would post this now in honor of the community ive come to love. im going to be posting everything i think of or have a conversation about or listen to in this thread from 4:45pm cst until i sleep. let's start with some short shoutouts though. -ame, for seriously not banning me when i was causing a shit for no reason. thanks for keeping the community going. -ikaru, you're honestly one of the reasons i kept coming back to reborn after all this time. after i had thought i was being singled out by auth i knew you were one of the people i could talk to. thanks for sticking around my dude. -dan, thank you so much for talking shit out with me. you've probably stopped me from getting banned on several occasions. i appreciate the fact that no matter the situation you always like to come and talk to me to see what the fuck i was thinking when i post something stupid or... well basically yea just post anything stupid. -kamina, you are one of my best friends on reborn. thank you for talking to me about personal stuff when i have no one else to talk to. -rupe, you are my best friend on this fuckin forum dude. it kinda sucks that everyone will have to outgrow this place eventually. thanks for keeping ao memey. -slant, you're the boss man. i know life stuff has gotten in the way recently but come back soon! -moony, you suck for quitting mons. -skitty, thanks for being someone i can talk to about personal stuff. i know we arent really that close but i consider you one of my better friends. -void, you're a fucker. thanks for secondhandedly teaching me how to play mons lol. -bagel, what the fuck man i always go back to thinking what it would be like if you hadnt been added to the group on a whim. but im so glad you did because youve become a close friend of mine over the years and it's been great. -pixl, you know even though you've been in the skype group for over a year at this point i dont think ive ever seen you on the server. i know you're a good dude and you should hop in call more often lol -fink, my dude i dont even know how you came to be a part of the group but im glad you did because you're a constant source of witty comments and backhanded compliments and i find you absolutely hilarious. good luck with all your school stuff. -kurotsune, ive never actually talked to you too much but i enjoy your presence. -edge, we've come a long way over the years and i believe that we're very similar people which is why we didnt get along way back when. -xiph, i know you told people not to call you xiph but nanny nanny boo boo. -vex, you never ever post ever dude it's hard to keep track of how you're doing. hope all is well though. -kyoyo, i really dont know how you view me but i think of you as a friend -erick, honestly i feel like since youve become more active recently the forum quality has gone up. i love your insight on things and i really look up to you as a person. hope we can talk soon. -dark desire, honestly i believe you dislike me for whatever reason. i'd like for you to come forward with why because i hate sneak dissing -jericho, our relationship is like an on/off switch. sometimes we're cool but other times we're not. i know you're a levelheaded guy though so no worries. it's mainly me being a shithead most of the time anyway. -murdoc, i like to make fun of you and i have no idea why. i think you talk out of your ass a lot but that doesnt mean you arent an alright guy when we agree on things. you're a solid dude. -odybld, i think that's your name anyway. i have never talked to you once but you seem like a very respectful guy. ive only ever seen you calm so that's cool. -pocky, you're a nice memer and one of my longest friends on reborn. -silver, idk why you're all the way down here but you were honestly like my first friend on reborn. then we werent. then we were. im not exactly sure what caused a rift between us in the first place but im glad it cleared up. youve gone through a lot and you're honestly one of the most mature people i know. -trhstatement, i think that's how it goes. but ive seen you around and think you're cool. -skeleton, we go way back lol. i missed you those months and some you were gone tho. glad you're back. -sapphire, you were around back when i lurked on mysidia and again when i lurked on reborn. i never thought very highly of you until recently. i'd like to say we're pals now. -azery, man we used to make fun of you so much but i think youve grown up a ton in the past year and i respect that a lot because it took me many years to get from shitty new user to where i am now. -cowtao, man im always forgetting that you used to be a very good friend of mine. you used to play xy nu with me when no one else would and that meant a lot to me and probably caused me to stick around with competitive mons for how long i have. keep being you dude. and now, the moment youve all been waiting for, the stream of consciousness: -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aB6bfucM04 -chicken schnitzel -flash flood -eating ass -extreme mario -FASTER. THAN. LIGHT. -skateboarding -vegan cheese? -pierogi -people sell sandwiches off a truck for fuckin 15$ a pop in texas im dropping out of college -cities you'll never see on a screen are like 60% of cities -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsV-rQ23bus -halle berry or hallelujah -interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater -chat shit get banged -star wars political commercials -mono white rebels -"secret menu" -branson, missouri -fast food nachos are probably the worst thing to exist -louisiana fried chicken > all else ( not louisiana famous. there isnt even a louisiana famous in louisiana) -i literally only watch food videos on yt -hey you pikachu mixed with la noire -i should play la noire again -thinking of getting 252/252/4 tattooed somewhere -mutants -diamond pearl platinum -lucky bastard -+++ -~~~ -how did i even get 2k posts -bluffed -misplays -reborn's bw was whack lmao -target is a wasteland beyond hope -backpacking -filming you snoring -i think im the most single ive ever been -it really sucks to think some of your family is flying private jets but you grew up in poverty -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN4m-KcflGg -ending the night off with an episode of arrow and that's it guys. there was no radical memeing today so i feel like this was kinda lame but i needed a chill night honestly. i appreciate you all and if you werent mentioned in this thread but feel the need to be in the list then hmu. also this is an ama and what i think about you so ask me anything and i'll let you know what i think about you in more depth :3c