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Nooooooo! Don't want that! Then that's the end of pokemon!

You have a monster truck that you are legal to drive BUT you will piss people because you hog the parkings and driving lanes that they slash your tires and scratch your paint job and you have to pay the damage 3 times for the repairs because it 3 times as large.

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Yes, because I wouldn't be crazy enough to drive it on the road when I don't have to (unless its my only car?). Plus, I could make money off of it doing shows, giving rides and such.

You become really popular, as in, you know how many friends you have on Facebook? Well guess what, they are now all your real friends! But the catch is, while you may now have tons of friends, you don't have any really close friends that you can tell anything to and they won't spread it as gossip judged you.

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I don't have a facebook so I have 0 likes, which means I gain 0 real friends? :( If I don't gain anything than I don't want it.

But if I actually do become popular, I think I'd take it. I only have 2 close friends, both of which I hardly see anymore as we went our separate ways due to college. In addition to those 2, I have a small handful that are like the type of friends described above, but I also rarely see them due to college. If I'm popular, that means I should have college friends that I could talk to and do stuff with on a regular basis, which I think is worth it even if I can't trust them with my deepest darkest secrets.

Would you press the button if...

You became the world champion! But it is for something you are completely uninterested in and now everyone bugs you for tips and strategies about that thing constantly.

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Well, at least I'm alive, right?

You can have an up-link for a really tiny computer directly to your brain, so basically, you can use a computer at any time with your mind (internet included, just cuz). The downside to this deal, is that if you use the computer for too long, your brain will overheat, causing you to die a painful death. I'd imagine 'too long' would be about an hour

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1 internet hour = 1 minute IRL = No

You turn into a Super Hero with some of the most common powers (You know, you can fly, super strength, blah blah blah...) BUT...

The world is taken over by super intelligent cats. This wouldn't be a problem, but your biggest weakness = cats hairballs...

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Who's afraid hairballs? Not me!

You got the power to turn things into gold. You are super rich now BUT you keep touching things with your hand into gold. You can't eat (food into gold), you can't hang out with your friends (people into gold), and you can't make love to your girl/boyfriend (again people into gold). You will starve and be a virgin forever. (Well not forever, you will die starvation)

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King Mitus (spelling?) had that and it didn't end well for him, so I doubt it'd end well for me either. So no.

You come up with a new invention that can make everyone's lives easier, but someone else gets all the credit for it.

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I think I can get good grades just fine without putting my body up for sale.

You can have all the food you want for free, but every time you try to eat something, you must eat three times as many portions. For example, if you want to eat an apple, you must eat 3.

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No. As much as I would like that. I don't need everyone to see.

You'd never have to work another day in your life and you'd be able to get whatever you want BUT you'd have to walk wherever you want to go; no cars, trains, planes, bikes, etc.

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No. As much as I would like that. I don't need everyone to see.

You'd never have to work another day in your life and you'd be able to get whatever you want BUT you'd have to walk wherever you want to go; no cars, trains, planes, bikes, etc.

Yes. Walking is fun. And i don't really like traveling far anyway.

-You will be the funniest person on Earth BUT whenever you make someone laugh you get internal pain equal to stepping on a Lego barefoot. (no actual harm done, only the feeling of the pain)

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No thanks I don't want people to look at my donger :\

You can have everything you desire BUT it will disappear when you use it yourself

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