Summer Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Dear PokéFans, I think it is about time we took Pokemon in a serious view (I don't mean competitive battling). We ought to seriously discuss about the laws of Pokemon Nature (etc Ash forever being 10, Ninetails having an egg despite obviously being a mammal, you know the ones.) Let us talk about the --unreasonable-- logic of the Pokemon World, and make the world a better understood world to play with #PokemonLogic <-- Doesn't exist.-- Quote
Ryuki Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 ..I like Pokemon the way it is..don't try to ruin my experience e.e Quote
Summer Posted September 15, 2012 Author Posted September 15, 2012 Luckily they don't have ♂Jynxs, or Pokemon would be a Laughing stock. Quote
Maelstrom Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Someone already posted the 'just met you' meme pic, but Kangaskhan hatching and having that baby in its pouch. In the show- flamethrower cancels out hydro pump so that neither attack hits. WTF is this? Gulpin. How do steelix appear in the wild if theyneed a steel coat and to be traded IOT evolve? Quote
Skeleton Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Arcanine being the only 'legendary' pokémon. Male Misdreavus' and Mismagius'. Roaming pokémon being able to flee while they're asleep/paralyzed/frozen. Player houses only having 2 rooms, one is your bedroom, mom sleeps in the kitchen? Dodrio can fly. Being able to put all that shit in your bag. Including a bike. You can attack with bubbles. You can't run without running shoes. You can miss while the enemy pokémon is asleep/frozen. Chandelure, a floating pokémon, being able to get hit by ground moves. Wooper can learn ice punch, shroomish focus punch. None of them have arms. Really heavy rock/steel pokémon can learn surf. Arrive in Littleroot town with truck. There are no roads. Zubat learns Mean Look. Surfing Tauros. That enough? xD Quote
Administrators Ikaru Posted September 15, 2012 Administrators Posted September 15, 2012 female slowbro Slowsis and Slowqueen! Male Misdreavus' and Mismagius'. I always joked about naming a male Mismagius Mr.Magius lolol Being able to put all that shit in your bag. Including a bike. The games have said they're collapsible, but that IS still pretty silly You can attack with bubbles. Get that stuff in your eyes and come back to me Surfing Tauros. Slightly busy atm or I'd add my own but this is entertaining enough I'd hope Quote
Maelstrom Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Didn't you see pokemon the movie? Those bubbles don't just pop- they asplode! Quote
Summer Posted September 16, 2012 Author Posted September 16, 2012 Wonder how Horsea can carry use over oceans by surf despite you being obviously heavy? Wonder how Wailord fits in a small Pokeball? Like, Crobat totally needs happiness to evolve but still frowning. Of course, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon has the same base power. Ash's clothes has the amazing capability of taking a Mewtwo and a Mew's attack and still stay the same. Alakazam has over 9000 IQ and it can only say it's name. Still want to liberate Pokemon, N? Wait until they actually make sense. Quote
Hyouka Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Wailord and Skitty making babies. azuril changing gender I drank some water and I'm not hurt anymore. Quote
Administrators Amethyst Posted September 16, 2012 Administrators Posted September 16, 2012 Luckily they don't have ♂Jynxs, or Pokemon would be a Laughing stock. I'm inclined to disagree with this. Why is it more okay to have Mrs. Mime than it is to have male Jynx? Quote
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 azuril changing gender About the Azuril thing... In real life there is a race of fish that change gender when they grow up. I shiz you not. Quote
The Fush Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 Ancient Golem Hulks can fly. ILLEGAL! Quote
Summer Posted September 17, 2012 Author Posted September 17, 2012 It has rockets for legs. LEGAL. Quote
SilentSinnerInBlue Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 You go on an adventure when your turn 10 with some dangerous animals, and you gamble and destroy evil corporations and the whole time from when you left the house you did not sleep or take a bath (in game). Quote
Poetic Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 Of course, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon has the same base power. Who told you that? That is so inaccurate it isn't even funny. Water Gun has 40 base power, Hydro Cannon has 150. 40 =/= 150 last time I checked. Quote
Skeleton Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Dragonite having such small wings and still being able to fly. Quote
Summer Posted September 23, 2012 Author Posted September 23, 2012 Who told you that? That is so inaccurate it isn't even funny. Water Gun has 40 base power, Hydro Cannon has 150. 40 =/= 150 last time I checked. Anime reference. Quote
Zen Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 Dodrio can fly. We resent this! ... But we do wonder how they measured the weight of pokemon such as snorlax, gastly, or even steelix. Do they have super weighing scales? Quote
Maelstrom Posted September 25, 2012 Posted September 25, 2012 probably use the same kind of scales they use to weigh 16 wheelers. Or military vehicles for that matter... But yeah, ghastly? *shrugs* Quote
Valpix Posted September 25, 2012 Posted September 25, 2012 Underage kids walking into casinos and playing the slots Quote
Maelstrom Posted September 25, 2012 Posted September 25, 2012 Rich old dude gets his kicks watching children play his voltorb flip game, so he makes them spend massive amounts of time to acquire the massive amount of coins needed to get one of his prizes. Not creepy at all. Quote
Duster Posted September 25, 2012 Posted September 25, 2012 Wartortle grows freaking cannons when it evolves. Quote
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