Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 The wasteland is now mostly abandoned, after the toxic outbreak of AMAs, and now its glory is nearly shattered, as this vast and godless land of waste rots and withers away. But no worries, as a new deity will save the Wasteland! His name... Gregory. Ah, Gregory. The highest of high priests. A deity among pokemon too. Our saviour. May the dances be draconic and may the water fall. Curse the lightning and may the nonbelievers begone! The reign of Gregory shall be long. Link to post Share on other sites
Arkhi 199 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 What can it do that Mad Lemon cannot? Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 What can it do that Mad Lemon cannot? It can swim, it can clutch victories as the 5th pokemon, it can paralyze things and is not a sour idiot (unlike Mad Lemon). Link to post Share on other sites
Tartar 103 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Heathen, is this how you repay your God and Savior, Amethyst, who saved your soul and allowed you entrance into this land of ours? Your soul is stained beyond salvation now, and all you can do is fall into the Abyss together with your false idol! Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 Heathen, is this how you repay your God and Savior, Amethyst, who saved your soul and allowed you entrance into this land of ours? Your soul is stained beyond salvation now, and all you can do is fall into the Abyss together with your false idol! You wayward fool, Gregory is the pope of this sanctuary of Reborn that is called the Wasteland, as Ame is the one creator of the waste. Now, begone and allow this holy topic to be ridded of your slenderous claims! Link to post Share on other sites
Drymus 0 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Gregory is but a figurehead. Behind Pope Gregory lies the true lord: LORD [sCREEEEEEEE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cobalt996 10 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 You could add a poll so we know who the true guardian deity of the wasteland is. Link to post Share on other sites
Drymus 0 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 http://www.pokemonreborn.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&app=forums&module=post§ion=post&do=edit_post&f=17&t=21050&p=521680 Like this one? Link to post Share on other sites
Tartar 103 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Almighty Ame, have pity on these piteous souls who have strayed from the path of light you have laid out before us, for they know not what they are doing. Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 Great link fam Almighty Ame, have pity on these piteous souls who have strayed from the path of light you have laid out before us, for they know not what they are doing Ugh, not this uncultured twat again. Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 theres but one I could ever follow based barkus Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 theres but one I could ever follow based barkus Hmmm... that one's all right, but GET RID OF THAT FRIGGIN MEMBER TITLE Link to post Share on other sites
Ironbound 110 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hey. Guess what Gyarados is very weak to? Electric. And hey, guess what I got? PRAISE THE ONE TRUE MAGNET LORD Link to post Share on other sites
Felix~ 240 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Pass Link to post Share on other sites
Sheep 27 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Alright, y'all need some facts so let me lay them out for ya. Gregory? I think you mean WATER GOD. Vinny's gyara is the only gyara worth a damn. Any others are smelly, 20 year old fish. Get your weak ass Gregory out of here. Ame ain't a god that's for sure, if she was she wouldn't have needed to promote anyone else. Plus, do gods burn their food? Hell nah. [sCREEEEEEEE? Where the hell did this come from? Aero's not even a particularly good pokemon in the RU meta, sure it had some strategic use for nations but it's a long cry from divinity. Ayy yo Bibs, I almost wanna let you go for that one 'cause Arcanine's a great pokemon and you're a cool dude. Keep on doin' what you're doin' even though you're wrong. Magnezone is an above average pokemon with a boring design and is all together too commonly used in reborn. It probably doesn't even want you advocating godhood for it Viri, and it certainly doesn't deserve it. So it can trap some steel types? Great. You guys and your fads. They'll all pass, the only deity that will stand the test of time is the one true lord of the wasteland. All praise be to his lemony name. Link to post Share on other sites
Piruriez 0 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Who should I follow as the True God of the Wasteland? Currently unsure am I Link to post Share on other sites
Ironbound 110 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Follow Magnezone, because as I had earlier illustrated elsewhere, the mad lemon is also a magnet-in-the-making. Nevermind what sheep says. Link to post Share on other sites
Neo 45 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 There's Mad Lemon. And attempts at being funny. So you choose. Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 Follow Magnezone, because as I had earlier illustrated elsewhere, the mad lemon is also a magnet-in-the-making. Nevermind what sheep says. oops There's Mad Lemon. And attempts at being funny. So you choose. Succesful attempts. Unlike you. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly 103 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 this makes me wanna throw up. dont try so hard. Link to post Share on other sites
Hycrox 273 Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 this makes me wanna throw up. dont try so hard. Not even trying to do anything but spreading the word Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.