King Of The Hill

[Neo]

Oh yeah?

*Gets unbanned on Sunday*

Permanent KOTH right there.

[Maelstrom]

*returns from deployment at the end of the year*

Supreme ruler of the Earth and especially of that one miserable little hill right there.

[Godot]

Until then i am the king of Mael's hill, *Places a pony on top of the Hill to Inflict pain on Maelstrom's soul*

[Sir Flash™]

Out dances you all

I am the new king of the hill

[The Fush]

*Puts A Banana Peel Where The Rock's Foot Is While He's Dancing*

*The Rock Trips Over*

MY HILL NOW.

[Maelstrom]

*turns the world upside down so BR falls off of it*

Mine.

[The Fush]

*Fires The Cookie Cannon At Maelstrom with an impact that changes the gravity back to normal*

GIMME DAT HILL.

[Sir Flash™]

*wins at wrestlemania*

I am the new king of the hill.

[The Fush]

*laughs at wrestlemania, causing it to explode*

*Walks off with the hill*

[Sir Flash™]

Gives roo a taste of the Rock Bottom

I am the new king of the hill

[The Fush]

*Does A Generic Assassin Like Kill With Cookies On The Rock*

MY HILL.

(Is anyone else even gonna participate now?)

[Sir Flash™]

Eats the cookies and spits them back at roo killing him in the process

I am the new king of the hill

[The Fush]

*Revives The Cookies And Aims Them At Rock, Making Him STONE Cold (I made a pun.)*

Thank you for this hill... and the crown.

[Maelstrom]

*Steal's the rock's champ belt and takes the crown from the lowly wurmple, finishing by sparta kicking said wurmple off the hill*

Listen guys, I own ALL THE THINGS. Best get used to it.

[Godot]

*doesn't get used to it and pushes Mael slightly... his Ruck over weighs him and he rolls down the hill*

[Maelstrom]

*Quickly turns it into combat roll, allowing momentum to build as he travels around the world to deal Wolf the most destructive Roll-Out the world has ever witnessed*

I'm back.

[Godot]

*Takes one step to the side*

Guess that makes me the new king?

*watches mael roll into a wall*

[Poetic]

*embeds an Exsphere without a Key Crest in Dominus' chest and pushes him off the hill*

I am the new king. All who oppose me will get an Exsphere to the chest.

[Cyrus]

*is Jack Black*

I'm Jack Black.

This is my hill.

I AM THE JUGGERNAUT

[Godot]

JACK BLACK SAID NO DRUMS

*Smashes a bass drum on cyrus and pushes him down the hill*

[The Fush]

*Dumps instruments on Dominus and steals the hill*

[Sir Flash™]

poisons beaver with moth balls

i am the new king of the hill

[The Fush]

*pushes The Rock into an invisible pitfall and dumps a bunch of spiky tennis balls onto him*

NO HILL FOR YOU.

[Maelstrom]

*Transforms into DK and headsmashes Beaveroo into the dirt before unleashing a fully charged DK Punch, sending the wurmple to the moon*

King is back, guyz.

[The Fush]

*Throws Moon At The Hill*

Uh... the hill is still there right? *Looks* Aha! *Snags*