Rosesong Posted June 10, 2014 Posted June 10, 2014 *attaches weights to Typh, lets him sink to the bottom of the ocean* That was easy enough, I'm queen! Quote
Sutoratosu Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 you now... Why don't we all just go back to simpler times, when people killed folks plain and simple without flashiness? (Random voice: "Yeah, like this guy's one to talk...") banishes random guy to the depths of the hill's cavern "Perhaps it's best for an example, no?" *Shanks Rose with a ball point pen* Hmm...oh... looks like... I'm King :Kappa: Quote
Tempest Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Hi. I'll just flood the hill here. And... well fuck. I didn't think this through. Aw well, I have the king of the seas. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Hmm, guess I'll dry up the seas and oh, while you're shriveled up from over exposure to the heat, I may as well do this. *lights on fire, roasts marshmellows* I'm queen of the hill, and I have s'mores! Quote
Notus Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 No no no no no, water still rules. *Tsunami carries Rose away* King of the now island. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Who you callin a bitch?? *shoves a female pitbull at Jericho* She didn't like that comment. *observes as Jericho is ripped limb from limb* I'm queen of the island, though I will drain this water... soon Quote
K_H Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Thanks for the Idea! *Causes the Hill, which is actually a Supervolcano in disguise, to Erupt, causing a Megatsunami in the process, killing everyone and getting rid of the Ocean in the process* *Respawns* "oops." (I AM KING!) Quote
Notus Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 *Respawns behind Kenny* Oh hey, I think this knife dropped from your back, let me fix it. *stabs Kenny* King again. Quote
K_H Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) *Reappears behind Notus because of the fact that I head the "Dead Ringer" Equipped and Active, and i promptly use my "Eyelander" to tauntkill Notus after i reappear* "You can't beat me that way!" *Refills and re-activates the "Dead Ringer"* (STILL KING! Good luck getting past me. :Kappa:) Edited June 12, 2014 by K_H Quote
Rosesong Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 *detonates emergency bomb* Now, where's his corpse... *locates K_H's corpse* Now then... *plunges dagger into heart* I'm queen! Quote
Sutoratosu Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 ((Welcome to the game, McMc... now, down to business...)) "Silly fool... we don't fight for the mountain... We fight for the Hill!" *Round house kicks to the moon and inducts the Summit Sniper into my army* We have a new king.... his name is... ME Quote
Rosesong Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 *Summit Sniper quickly turns on Ethic, casting him into a grave* Now to cover the grave! *buries him* I'm queen! Quote
Myst Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 *Ame presses the delete button* Im the only one around to claim this hill....I AM NOW THE KINGQUEEN Quote
Wendel Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Well let's see what my sword has to say about it? *slices Myst's throat then rips her heart out and feeds it to Chibi* I is King Quote
Rosesong Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 *shoots arrow, lands in Wendel's knee, killing instantly* Darn, that was supposed to... Oh well. Guess I won't need my ninja star. I'm queen. Quote
HolyKnight Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Cross over the sky in a flying moose and drop a Tsar bomb over the former queen head. Im the King. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 *catapults said moose back to Holyknight* I'm queen again! Quote
K_H Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 *Summons Terra* *Terra Bashes in Rose's Head* so yeah. I'm King. Quote
Rosesong Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Deja vu... *shows Terra physics* WHAT THE FUCK IS A PHYSICS?!?! *brain explodes* Now then... *pounds Kenny into the ground* I'm queen! Quote
K_H Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) *Pops up out of the ground* *Smashes Rose into a bloody pulp by using the Hyperspace Mallet* "So yeah... don't underestimate me!" *Walks off to his Mountaintop Castle, leaving the Hill empty* NO KING! Edited June 19, 2014 by K_H Quote
HolyKnight Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Since the bomb did not hit me, I fall from the sky whit Moose and stab the former King´s head (And the other chick just in case) I am the new king. Quote
K_H Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 See, I wasn't the King Of The Hill when you made that post! in other words, you killed yourself... So Yeah. :Kappa: *Holyknight spontaneously Implodes* Paradoxes. you gotta love 'em. unless, of course, you're an AI. (NO ONE IS KING!) Quote
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