Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 *Runs over princess with street sweeper truck* Looks like I cleaned the hill of its queen, oops (insert evil laugh here). Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Sorry sir but you've flattened the wrong person, so I'm still king. Get off my hill! Lol I'm still king Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 *lock Absol in a box, burying him alive, build a building on top* You were a king but I trapped you in darkness. When the king falls, his pawns falls. Lose the whole kingdom. King I mean Queen me, because now I'm queen of the hill Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) Idiot, I can't queen you because I'm underground!!! So, that means you'll never get my crown! You keep foiling yourself here... *digs out with totally epic Absol claws* Get off my hill peasant! Wow after 3 peoples attempts they all either failed to queen/ king themselves, or they killed the wrong person. 3 ATTEMPTS AND IM STILL KING! COME ON PEOPLE! STOP FAILING XD Edited February 25, 2014 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) Wowww, you don't know chess? Boy you suck. *Smash Absol's hand with a hammer* Look like you can't play now! *Kick Absol downhill* Bow down to me, slaves cuz I'm queen now! Edited February 25, 2014 by Pokemon Princess Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) Stupid woman! I know how to play chess fine! *Throws table of shame* Get out of here! Edited February 25, 2014 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 This is war! Pokemon Princess used a Master Ball! Absol been caught! *Throw Absol into crusher* Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 But a pokemon is protected from all harm inside a pokeball! *jumps out of pokeball after going through crusher* If anything happens today it's NOT going to be getting caught by you! *uses quick attack* Get off dis hill! Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 It wasn't very effective.... Get off this hill if you want to die! *Got a chainsaw, chasing Absol off hill* I'm the boss around here, you got that?! Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 *uses slash* Bring something sharper next time, maybe work on running speed. Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Said the guy who can't run a lap in 20 minutes *Chopped Absol's head off and mount on my wall* Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 *suddenly head comes to life* Says the woman who forgot to kill me and now stuck me in a wall... Thanks I'm stuck here now... Dang and I said you would never catch me... Never mind... Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Wall ornaments shouldn't talk *Used duct tape* Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 *squints eyes* [intensifies] Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 *Duct tape the eyes* It's not nice to stare Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 [intensifies and tries to shake wall] Quote
Tempest Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I'm tired of this. Sniper. Finish him. I'll just take this hill here... Quote
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 ALPACA ARMY, CHARGE! I now take the hill in the name of Alpacas. Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 Rise my undead army. Time to take back my throne. (By the way Tempest, thanks for killing Absol!) Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 *a small faint noise is heard that gets closer and closer* ...mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Nope! *godly pimp slap* Victory! King of the hill Quote
Gyaradoskiller Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 *takes out sword sword* *slice* Back on top! Quote
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 *gets raised from dead by PP* God dammit, hell no I'm not gonna be your servant! *kills Magikarp* Use him instead! King of the hill... Besides PP Quote
Pokemon Princess Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 *Inject poison in Absol's body* There's no partnership Quote
Gyaradoskiller Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 I came in like a wrecking ball! I hit you off the cliff! Quote
Tempest Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 *Tempest flicks Karpy off the hill* No one. No one takes my hill. Quote
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